Kaos's blog: "HackFest Central Control"

Hello, there, all you rancid moose testes, and welcome to another edition of HackFest. If you don't know my name by now, well, I can only help you in the best way I can: With a flamethrower to the eyes. Tonight's edition is going to cover something that I've been doing since my little blog: OPINIONS.

Now, for this, I'm going to use two people, and not like meat puppets like I did last week (trust me, you can NEVER get the smell of napalm and burnt skin out of your white leather jacket, let me tell you). The first is Tommy Sotomayor, a radio personality that I've been following for a while, and the revered Rev. Al Sharpton, the holy prophet of the Civil Rights movement. Quintessentially, I am going to call this one truth vs. "truth."

First, let's take Tommy Sotomayor. He isn't highly educated, but his logic is near infallible. He speaks on the African American race with a fervor likened to Adolph Hitler, and the guy's contempt for the African American woman is all but palpitable. However, within his words of negativity and destruction, there is a shining gem: The Truth. You see, people are adverse to it, like arsenic to the bloodstream. No one wants to hear the truth, and it is ugly and seems destructive (not unlike me on a Tuesday night with a rocket launcher and rabid rhino-bears). However, within it there is a salvation so sweet and abundant that any who hear it and see past the destruction know it. Now, this is likened as well to Plato's Allegory to the Cave as far as people's reception to it. They know that the shadow of the apple is not REALLY the apple, but prefer the shadow rather than the real because it is ALL THEY KNOW. Hang with me here, I'm getting to the point in just a sec. Don't make me get the itching powder/napalm solution!

Now, let's go with Al, here. Yes, he produces a lot of uplifting verbage and says nothing but good towards the same African Americans that Mr. Sotomayor addresses. His words are like honey, and more and more people turn to him as a savior and voice of the Civil Rights movement and cause. However, if you listen really closely, you see something sinister within it. It's a self-destructive force that I like to call "mentally handy-support!" You see, it builds you up, no matter how stupid and assanine you act. So, whenever you do something good or bad, there is no change in the support, and he's just keep on applauding you as a whole and saying "Good Job!" Even if you murder a schoolbus full of cute orphans with adorable puppies for no other reason that to watch them burn and heat your marshmallows on, you can expect a "Good Job!" from him.

Now, here's my point. Whether it is the truth (ugly, offensive, but a wake-up call) or the "truth" (a pat on the back for anything that you do), there is one universal rule that applies here: THEY ARE RELATIVE! No matter what you listen to, it is your choice to accept whatever you listen to, and to react accordingly is your effect. If you listen to Mr. Sotomayor and are offended, and then lash out at the guy because you don't like what he said, it is your choice. If you absorb Rev. Sharpton's words and are inspired, it is your choice. However, it is a CHOICE! You choose what you respond and react to. What kills me is that when people state their opinion (and it is ALL OPINION UNTIL YOU ABSORB IT INTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS), others lash out because that opinion clashes with their own. They don't perform as intelligent, logical beings above the clout of animals. They perform as a rabid dog would if you stepped towards it. The opinionated party has done nothing but state their thoughts, and the offended party does everything in their power to make them physically hurt. That leads to a very interesting question: HOW TRULY INTELLIGENT ARE WE AS HUMANITY?!

People, let's really think about this, and you idiots will do well to not try to break your brain over this one. When someone offends you with words, what is your first reaction? Is it on the side of logic and simply walk away, let the opinionated person continue their false truth, and rest in comfort knowing that in your psyche and world you are the right party? Or are you like that rabid dog and simply lash out at that person without any thought or logic at all? If you answered yes to the former, congratulations, you get the cookie. If your answer is yes to the latter, I'm going to bludgeon you to death with a stuffed pigeon named ARTY! 

Here's the moral folks: NO MATTER WHAT IS SAID TO YOU, UNTIL YOU PLACE IT INTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS AND MAKE IT A TRUTH, IT IS OPINION! The ones that you want to incorporate into your person, take hold of them, and stitch them into your mental armor proudly. If you disagree with an opinion, the answer is not to destroy the offending party, but just ignore him. If his opinion doesn't synch up with your truth, don't buy into it. The more lashing out you do to the offending party, the more it possibly proves a point. However, should you disagree with me with no proof, I'd just as soon feed you to my rabid beaver army than listen to your prattle. You make my ears hurt.

Well, that's it for this HackFest. Read the next one, or Arty will take a nice long trip through your anal cavity...covered in salt, razor blades, and bees. Ta.