Kaos's blog: "HackFest Central Control"

Hello, all you horrible mixtures of flatulence and whale sperm, and welcome to another LOOOOOOOOOONG overdue edition of HackFest. If you don't know my name by now, I have no choice but to bludgeon you with some homeless man until you've passed out and are laying in a puddle of your own urine and the homeless guy's liquified diarrhea. My topic today is on the buzz of many Americans nowadays: the results of the George Zimmerman trial.

Now, I had been following the trial for quite some time, and it was something of an inevitability that this man was going to get off. However, there has been a lot of praise centered around him getting acquitted, and the one I particularly want to address is from that cum-depository known as Ann Coulter. Upon her Twitter page, she posted, and I quote, "Hallelujah." Man, is it just me, or is this gonorrhea-infested she-beast asking for a beating or what?

Let's look at this woman as a whole. She has been a follower of the Republican regime for the better half of, well, her life. She has enraged a great deal of the American populous for all of her life, and has basically said pretty much anything and everything to piss off anyone who doesn't agree with her. For her to post this is, to myself, a cry for help.

Now let's look at the Zimmerman trial from the perception of a RESPONSIBLE gun owner, like a few of my good friends are. This man violated the law not so much as just shooting Trayvon Martin but also in his false ENFORCEMENT of the law. You see, as a neighborhood watch person, it was his job to report suspicious activity to the police AND NOTHING MORE! It was not his job to take the law into his own hands and approach a suspect, nor was it his job to question the boy's whereabouts, ill or not. He had done his job, and wanted then to play God. For any gun owner, it's a well-known fact that the purpose of a gun is for PROTECTION, not RETRIBUTION or DEADLY FORCE. For Zimmerman to do that mars the face of any righteous gun owner just as much as that guy from Newton shooting those children. Furthermore, this boy was UNARMED! Facts are facts, people. If Zimmerman were that threatened that he had to APPROACH THIS UNARMED BOY AND SHOOT HIM IN SELF-DEFENSE, wouldn't it have that much more to allow the police to do their job? Lastly, this was a BOY! Trayvon was 15. Zimmerman was 28. Shouldn't some sort of maturity showed itself with this man and allowed the police to do what they were hired and appointed to do? He allowed his gun to speak for him in "self-defense," when really he had already done his job.

Now, back to Coulter's disgusting, nauseating display. This is a woman who has become the voice of the upper class, the so-called "Freedom Fighter of America." She is celebrating the fact that an irresponsible gun owner is set free because of a bullshit charge that a weak prosecutor couldn't hold up in court. Contrary to popular belief, IT ISN'T A CELEBRATION OF GUN OWNERS' RIGHTS VS. NON-GUN OWNERS!! Gun owners who are responsible and adhere to the letter of the laws placed before them in the Bill of Rights would detest Mr. Zimmerman's actions because it's a gross violation of a person's God-given right to bear arms. People, just because you HAVE a gun doesn't mean that you use it to enforce the law. The law shouldn't protect a licensed gun owner when said gun owner was acting irresponsibly. He should be crushed by that very same law. It's just like that person who shot an abortion doctor at their church. He was a licensed gun owner, and you don't hear of or see Ann Coulter tweeting "Hallelujah" because of that, do you?! 

Ann, you seem to stuff your foot in your mouth a lot of times with the dumb, moronic, and frankly illogical things you say, but this time, you may have gained the ire of a group of people more sinister than anything I could think up on any non-sober day. You have gained the malice of every African-American of varying ignorance levels around this whole damned country, and if I were you, I would run for my doorstep before any of these assholes and bitches decide to come find you. At least then, you can rest confident that the punishment I dish out on that skin-and-bones body of yours would be sanctioned by the very Bill of Rights you cling to so dearly. I'd at least leave you alive enough to watch all the blood drip for your cunt as I ripped you apart with my spiked dildo Annie. These fuckers you just pissed off won't give you that kind of luxury, and I don't honestly blame them this time. You and your ilk have hidden behind your little "freedom of speech" bullshit for far too long. As I said a long time ago, having that freedom is one thing; using it RESPONSIBLY is another. If you're going to offend someone or, in this case, a group of people, be sure you either have enough ammunition to deal with all of them properly, or at least have enough of a tolerance for pain to deal with the utter anal annihilation you will be dealt. 

For those reading this post, no, I am not threatening Ms. Coulter's life, nor am I advocating violence be done to her person (it's an entertainment blog, you dip-fuck). What I am saying, at the core of my violent outbursts and drunken mayhem, is that she should be held accountable in the utmost for her words, much like anyone should be. She shouldn't be praised on any merits for what she says, and anyone within the public forum ought to blast the hell out of her in whatever social media she should spawn in because of this. Remember, people, you are held accountable for what you put out there, and must have the fortitude to take what you dish out.

That's it for this overdue round, peoples. Look out for the next one (when I feel you people deserve another, you sick bastards) or I'll glue your eyelids shut and shove you into a hedge maze filled with thorns and rabid chihuahuas. Ta.