so check it out one nite i got drunk off my ass and i was on the phone with somebody the whole time i was drinkin but they didnt even think about tellin me to stop drinkin, but anyway to continue the story i was out said sittin on the fire hydrent singing for like an hour while smokin a cigar and talkin on the phone, next thing u know some guy comes walkin down the street and starts talkin to me about somethin and ill could remember was i invited him to a party that wasnt happening
