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Good Morning? PLEASE!

Okay, admittedly I am not a morning person, hell there are days I am not a morning, afternoon or evening person... But, let me point out a few basic facts about mornings: Natural Disasters: The majority of natural disasters occur in the mornings, the tunguska blast at 7:40 AM on June 30, 1908, Krakatoa on August 27, the volcano entered the final cataclysmic stage of its eruption. Four enormous explosions took place at 5:30 a.m., 6:42 a.m., 8:20 a.m., and 10:02 a.m., the last of which was worst and loudest. Each was accompanied by very large tsunamis believed to have been over 30 meters (100 ft) high in places. The christmas tsunami of 2004, the San Francisco earthquake at 5:12 AM - April 18, 1906 The New Madrid earthquakes of 1811 and 1812.... Not to mention the final major explosion that destroyed Pompeii... All morning events. Also, you are more likely to suffer a major accident in the mornings, as well as strokes, heart attacks. Bad human related events usually happen in the mornings, Pearl Harbor, being fired, being served with divorce papers.... So the question becomes, just how do you know someone is going to have a good morning? The odds are actually against having a good morning. Granted, you have a very good chance of surviving the morning in relatively decent shape, but that is it. One last thing to point out, the ladies are all to aware of..... MORNING SICKNESS....
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