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Now don't flame me just because I'm honest :) I'm single, travel way too much, and I'm damn picky. Now if any of you women know any decent women you can refer me someone, that would be cool. 510QWWMS5PL._AA280_.jpg Requirements: No psychos no felony convictions no long term mental illness no Vegans no airheads (must have some standards lol) Must be able to at least make light and fluffy pancakes(not that you will be doing much cooking, I usually do that). 1. Do you have a job? 2. Do you have a car? 3. What is the state capital of Oregon, and why does almost no one live there? 4. Can you wear 5" heels? Do you like to? 5. Can you wear 6" heels? Why? 6. You have 3 bottles of wine in front of you, which of these 3 would I prefer and which would I throw in the trash Pinot Noir Merlot boxed Pinot Griggio Seranzo 7. It is your choice of movies to watch on DVD, which would you prefer to watch? Fried Green Tomatoes Bridges of Madison County Akira Kurosawa's Ran Save the Last Dance The Great Escape Dr. Strangelove 8. We are dressed up to go out for a formal dinner, do you wear pantyhose, stockings, or none 9. refer to #8.. do you help me with my tie? would I ask 10. do you ask me to zip up your dress? 11. how many shoes do you own? 12. What is your shoe size? dress size? 13. what perfume do you wear? do you drown yourself in it? 14. You have a choice to put in my coffee, which would I prefer soy milk none half-and half raspberry chocolate creamer 15. which of these is not a muscle car Dodge Coronet Dodge Dart Galaxy 500 Chevy Marlin 16. How many fashion magazines are on your coffee table at this time? Subscribed to? 17. what is the easiest way to tell a fake prada bag from a real one. 18. Michael Ironside is the voice of the main character of what video game? 19. which bagel would you prefer? Onion Cranberry Plain UN Bagel 20. what would you put on it? peanut butter nothing cream cheese lox 21. My brother calls and wants to take me out, as its been awhile, which you prefer we go to. a. a strip club b. a dance club c. a country bar d. none Thank you for looking at my weird mind.
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