I heard the shrill of coyotes. I peered outside! I had to rub my eyes in disbelief. I saw 4 coyotes that was bigger than elephants!
I thought I was seeing things agin.
Cooky was checking on me. He saw the giant coyotes, too. All he could do was make faces and say words like "Eeeeeh!"
I don't know sign language. Cooky is a deaf mute. He can utter sounds but that is about it! He was making all sorts of signs with his arms and hands. Then Cooky ran back inside.
The giant coyotes were outside the security fence. They could not get in. I grabbed my cell phone and woke up Sheriff Roscoe Earl. I tole him about the giant coyotes. He gave me a cussing and hung up. So much fer the law. The fat Sheriff don't never believe me! I reckon I should not have lied to him all them other times.
The coyotes left and vanished back in the woods. Cricketshat! No one is safe around here with giant coyotes on the prowl.
Chalk up another one fer the bubbling toxic wastes! I am certain the toxics somehow mutated the coyotes into giants. I can only hope everyone is inside and safe.
