Before you read, ask yourself this very important question. Do you know what time it is? It will be a waste of your time to read any further if you do not know what time it is. If the significance of this question confuses you it is because you do not know what time it is and should go back to browsing the personals.

Okay, so now for the “about me". I could use a bunch of adjectives to describe myself, but where’s the fun in that? Derive from these little tidbits what you will.

I am an active person, when I’m not feeling anti-social, or when I am not studying. I like to listen to music, chill at home with a good movie, and read a good book. I am down for any outdoor activity. I just bought a labtop, so that’s going to be my new hobby for a while.

I love food. If it’s not being choked down by contestants on Fear Factor, I’ll eat it... actually, I have eaten some shit in my life, but that’s nothing like baby birds feathers and all. I also eat a lot for my size. I’m a fat boy at heart.

I dig all genres of music. I just can’t dance to any of it. Not one step. I have absolutely no rhythm. I’m not even going to try anymore.

I’m kind of picky about movies. A movie has to look really good to lure me into a theater. Otherwise I stay home and watch on my computer. Some of my favorite newer movies are “G.I Joe, Iron Man,Blind Side, Avatar, The Last air bender, Cop Out, and Grown Ups.

I used to be an avid reader. I’ve read many great classics, shitty novels, and books about everything from A to Z. Not to mention a shit load of poetry.

Sometimes I’m inspired to write poetry myself. I have always been artistically inclined. I am a natural at writing, and I’m pretty good with paper and pen. I’ve never wrote anything, but someday soon that will be another hobby.

I am a penny pincher. I admit it. I hate to waste money. Good food is the only thing that I will open my wallet for. I buy discount clothes, and I never throw anything away. An old toothbrush has many uses.

I love kids. I currently have a daughter, and I’m going to be stuck with her for at least another sixteen years. She’s crazy as hell, and harasses the shit out of me, but I love her anyways.

I must give you fair warning that I am also crazy, if you couldn’t tell. I am crazy like a fox!!!! The good kind of sensible insanity that makes me seem eccentric to some. I also have a bad attitude when it comes to not giving a fuck. Because I really don’t give a fuck.

Okay, enough about me.

Now for you.

I need a girl who is not super emotional and over sensitive. I am too laid-back and mellow for that shit.

You must have enough class to not share intimate details with your friends. But just as important, you must be sexually adventurous and either have something I can work with or know how to work it. I’m kind of hyper sexual when I’m actually getting some.

You will not get anything from me, including respect, if you fuck every guy who lets you fuck him. So you must be the type of person who only sleeps with a guy if you genuinely like him, and have never cheated in an exclusive relationship.

You must be out-going, and willing to try new things.

You must be able to maneuver through traffic, and drive under various weather conditions.

You can not be addicted to yola, tweek, or gambling. The only exception for this would be if you made playing poker your livelihood.

You must know how to talk to people with badges. You can not be Square.

You should not be shallow, materialistic, or egotistical. I don’t need a show boat.

You can not be a follower, or a push-over with an inferiority complex.

And you can not be a lying manipulative prick with a superiority complex.

My last request is that you wash your ass and feet everyday. There is no exception for this.


I do not plan to respond to every reply, so don’t be offended if you don’t receive a response.