This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.
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> > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
> > whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
> > answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
> > UNTIL you have answered the question!
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> > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
> > close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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> > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> > Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
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> > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
> > elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
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> > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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> > Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
> > just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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> > Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
> > you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> > 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you
> > do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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> > Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
> > been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
> > This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> > According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> > professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
> > got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
> > disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
> > four-year-old.
