Timmy RL Fake and Chairman of the Bored's blog: "Funny as Hell"

I can barely remember my great uncle Herb. Like so many other loved ones who have passed, I regret not saying the right things to him. I guess if I could go back in time I would like to say to him, "What the f%&k made you think you could light a match to see down in your gas tank anyway?"

ESPN's Lou Holtz - "I don't know if the quarterback is ready to play. He just had shoulder surgery on his elbow" :D

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