Marine VetId rather die on my feet than ...'s blog: "Fubar answers"

Oh look, a little piece of my heart is still beating, all nice and pink and fleshy. It doesn't even realize that the rest it has been sliced and diced, trampled, smashed, burned, beated, skewered, chewed up and spit out. Hold on, let me take care of that.....SPLATT!!! Ahh there, much better. So now I need to put something there, where my heart once was, so my chest doesn't cave in, how about a nice stainless steel one, no wait. Cold, hard, polished granite, that's perfect. And I guess while I'm at it, since my heart was so attached to my soul, I better get that replaced too, hmmmm let's see, got it. Black, twisted wrought iron soul. Hey now I feel just like everybody else!! COOL. Now I know if I ever have any feelings again, its just gas!

If you think something, or someone is too good to be true, YOU ARE RIGHT!!! nuff said.

Oh get your mind out of the gutter!!! I am trying to get Scrapper to answer a question for me and having no luck at all. So I was asking myself why wont he respond to me, then it hit me...duh i'm a guy! So if anyone has any boobs laying around that you arent using, could I borrow them just long enough to get an answer from the "powers that be"? Thanks, just send them U.P.S., I promise not to mess them up or anything and you will get them right back as soon as I get my answer......!!!

Ok, so I am just sitting here rating pics, minding my own business....hold on, security check...... ok, I'm back. Anyway I was just rating some picsand trying to get points, it is happy hour you know and.....just a sec, security check.....ok, where was I, oh yeah rating pics, just looking around.....hold on security check.....ok just minding my own business.....just a minute, security check...... ok like do they have a trace on my account or something, I can even finish a thought with out.....hold on , security check..... ok, I was.....just forget it!!!!!!!!

It seems that everytime I post a MUMM it gets deleted and I get banned. Not that I am crying about that, but what really makes me mad is I have no idea why I get banned or when I will be UN-BANNED I sent an email to Scrapper, and he doesnt seem to respond. If I broke one of his unwritten rules, find, but at least be kind enough to answer the questions of the people who you are depriving of the full Fubar experience!!