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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661

Friday's Headlines read...

Good Friday Morning to Ya… Oh I have to laugh at todays headlines on MSN come on! Under the Tab “Today’s Picks” is more seemingly a bookies tab for place bets at the Race track. Oh by the way that reminds me…The Road to the Roses starts very soon Thoroughbred lovers… and I am not talking about Betsy-Sue’s Dating rituals. I am talking about the run for the roses, Kentucky Derby Challenge miss it and miss a fun spring. Ok back to MSN and today’s picks. One headline reads, Report: Cold remedies may be lethal to infants…. All together now DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Making babies is the easiest part caring for them seems to be the issue here. Ah Honey, they baby seems to have a cough should I give her a pint of Whiskey? Oh yeah, sweetheart just make sure it’s not the Crown …. Ok on the back of all Cough, Cold, Flu and oh let’s see Heart worm pills for dogs is a dosage warning and other key warnings to take heed on. Reading is fundamental… So apparently the three children that died under the age of 5 were treated as adults by their parents. Oh and the 1,500 others admitted to ER’S were also treated the same. Just because one can make a baby should not be the license to…Ok.. Enough on that issue it gets better with the next headline and less strain on my thought process of intervention. The other key headline in the wonderful tab called Today’s Picks is the story on how more Odd couples more affluent women dating 'regular guys.' It would seem to that write more and more Lawyer, Doctor’s and Judge candidates of the female persuasion are no longer taking the BMW driver to the folks and saying: “Mom Dad I hit the jackpot…” Now they are taking Mr Cop, Mr Fireman and the Famous Construction worker JOE MILLIONAIRE to meet the parents. One reason was given by a woman of such stature, “Most white collared guys do not like making less they their female counter-part which can lead to a rocky marriage.” Hmmm ok, aren’t we marring the person and not the job, family and pocketbook or there lack of. It seems like more and more woman like the part of having a kept man…hmmm I can be kept! Oh well headlines and those who write them. I guess not all reporters are reporters….
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