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Wind gusts were slightly elevated yesterday here in Michigan as warnings were issued to tie down all Yokiro Taco Bell Dogs down. However some sought to ride the storm out…
WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A six-pound Chihuahua has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked the puppy up and tossed her out of sight.
Dorothy and Lavern Utley credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly a mile from where 8-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen. The brown long-haired dog was dirty and hungry but otherwise OK.
The Utleys, of Rochester, had set up an outdoor display Saturday at a flea market in Waterford Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Tinker Bell was standing on their platform trailer when she was swept away.
Dorothy Utley tells The Detroit News that her cherished pet "just went wild" upon seeing her. Yeah I bet Tinker Bell would like to buy Dorothy a one way seat on the next space shuttle too.
Wind that strong to rip a wiener dog away can’t be good. I am trying to imagine Tink’s (short for Tinker Bell) is not ready to go airborne again for sometime. I wonder what the dog thought while being blown half way to Bum Fudge Egypt. See I can be subtle Dammit!
Is anyone else tired of the Burger King Square butt commercial as I am? My gosh what kind of Idiots thought that damned thing up? That surely is going to boost McDonald’s sales up. Who wants to eat a Burger from Burger King if it gives you a BOX-Car Tail end… I am mean come on.
Lastly I seen pictures on the Wall-Street Journal showing people walking to and from work on a crowded street some had Surgical Masks on and some didn’t…which makes me think oh there are going to be smart asses that will strike up a conversation with one who is wearing a mask and the one the isn’t is going to act like they can’t hear them or something like the mask is muffling their voice and when they lift it up they yell…APRIL FOOLS you are infected!
Have a fabulous day and if your Weiner dog is scheduled for flight please make sure they have all their papers in order.
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Marrtay
