CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMEN ONLY
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost you anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated, then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears on the top of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list you will receive 16,877 men… One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have!!!
Do not break this chain! One woman broke the chain and she got her own son-of-a-bitch back! At this writing, a friend of mine already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 35 hrs to wipe the smile off her face and two days to get her legs back together so they could close the coffin.
Hurry and send this letter today, so my name can move to the top of the list.
Thanks,
The Liberated
