Ok this is my rant for the billion people that keep asking me to send/trade nude pics or ask if there are nudes on my site. Obviously you people dont know how to read because im like 99% sure that at the bottom of my site's main page it says 'this site contains NO nudity'.
With that said, what makes you think that if my site is non nude and the pics on my page are non nude that I would just strip down to nothing take a pic and send it to you?!?! If I were to take nude pics you'd better be damned sure that they'd go on my site and i'd make some $$$ off that shit, that may sound bad but if I make money off of non nude why would I give away nude pics for free? But seeing as that WILL NEVER HAPPEN, I suggest ya'll STOP ASKING FOR NUDES BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM!
***(this doesnt include the 14 thumbnail shots of my boobs that are floating around. Those unfortunately are real and are from a test shoot I did. After I made the decision to not make my site topless and before Phil could remove them from the server they got out. So that is the most you will ever see.)
I do, on the other hand, know that there are some 'nudes' floating around of me out there on the world wide web, but rest assured that those are FAKE and have been PHOTOSHOPPED by losers with way to much time on their hands! I guess I should be flattered that you want to see me naked that badly, but if you're gonna do that keep it to yourself because all you're doing is getting other people's hopes up and then I have come along and crush their dreams by telling them the pics are fake and you know how I HATE to be the bad guy (can you feel the sarcasm dripping in the air around you?)
Anyway, hopefully this gets the point across but im sure I'll still get the occasional request for nudes seeing as about 90% of people dont read before sending me stupid questions.
K, thanks!
Oh and P.S. (THIS IS FOR THE GUYS) I dont want to see pictures of your cock either, so dont send me pics and dont ask me if I want to see it. CUZ I DONT!
Ok, now im done. :)
