So go vote on him in this contest...
Guys, I won't call you ghey, UNLESS you don't vote for him.
doooo eeeet nowwwww or i keel you!
Please, go rate the heck out of him!!!
Chef Jay
@ fubar
He took a couple looonnngggg fu-breaks, but he's back. All you hot chickies on my list - he's happily married but he flirts like a pro and he can leave comments to die for :P He's my BFF and a great guy all-around... please show him some love :)
Professor BlueEyes
@ fubar It's my friend MikyMous's birthday today. Please stop by his page and drop whatever kind of rates you can. If you bomb him, he'll pay you 20k :)
MikyMous
@ fubar
*sniff*
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like this $20 bill?'
Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this
$20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He
proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?'
Still the hands were up in the air.
Well, he replied, 'What if I do this?'
And he dropped it on the ground and started
to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
'Now, who still wants it?'
Still the hands went into the air.
My friends, we have all learned a
very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value.
It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives,
we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened or
what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.
The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE and WHOSE WE ARE.
You are special
FYI
If you delete your account and come back... I'm not going out of my way to track you down and add you. Same goes if you deleted me "by accident".
I can only assume I'm not on your list now for a reason. I will accept if you choose to add me back, but I have enough disappointments in my life now. I don't need to deal with a rejection or a pity accept.
That is all for now.
Dear misterfeet,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your neighbour’s dog as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Reeka
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Here's how it works.
Dear ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Grey- Our socks don't match
Green - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When you smacked my ass
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I quoted Forest Gump
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When u finally changed ur underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna-In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Carve your initials into
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Put whipped cream on
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons-Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - vexed
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Slutty
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
Red - Your toe ring
Yellow - The cut toenails
Grey - Your Hannah Montanna underwear
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink(ish) - Your love letters to me
Other - The pictures from Vegas
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/N- Your mom
C/X - Your glass eye
E/V - Your neighbour’s dog
G/T - The oil tank from your car
I/R - Your left ear
K/P - The results of that blood-sample
M/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
O/L - My common sense
S/H - My virginity
U/F - Your criminal record
W/J – Your sucide note
Y/B - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/Z - Haven’t showered in a month
C/X - Always will remember the pep talks
E/V - am better off without you
G/T – Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
I/R – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/P - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/D - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/S - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/N - Always wanted to break your legs
L/H - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/F - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/J - Hate your cooking
Y/B – Never will forget that night
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism Is Weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Other – Thanks for the Cocaine
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Italy - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt –Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Everyone go entertain Amykins. She's bored or somefin.
Amykins ♥
@ fubar
I'm Amykins' Bish!
She won me fair and square.... I'm her bish now!
Go show her some love!
She deserves it!
Lovingly brought to you by
Reeka
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