First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be
able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to
promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
house next weekend."
Second guy: That's nothing; I had to promise my wife
that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for
her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the
fourth guy
has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't
said anything about what you had to do to be able to
come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When
it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a
nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Wear
sun-block."
