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A man is told on Friday by his doctor that by 3am Monday morning, he will be dead. The man rushes home, eager to hold his wife. When he tells her the news, she cries and then asks him what he wants to do with his final hours.
The man explains to his wife that he wants to make love to her all weekend. She agrees and they hop in the bed. All weekend they are making love and finally, Sunday night rolls around. The man is just ready to make love again and his wife says, "I don't think so". He is shocked that on the eve of his death, his wife would turn him down and says, "but this is how I wanted to spend my final hours"
His wife replies, "Yeah, but YOU don't have to get up in the morning"
