An Old Man - "I've got an 18 yr old bride who's pregnant with my child."
The Doctor - I know a guy who's a hunter. 1day by mistake he took his umbrella instead of his gun.
so in the jungle he saw a tiger n shooted the tiger with his umbrella....and the tiger droped dead in front of him.
Old man - "That's impossible!", "Someone else must have shot that Tigerr."
The Doctor says, "My point exactly."