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Your result for The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test...

Rogue Ninja

You scored 12 Honor, 2 Justice, 2 Adventure, and 8 Individuality!

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You are as quiet as the wind, deadly as a viper and you follow no master. You are a Rogue Ninja. Let no one say you are without honor, lest they meet a quiet and questionable end.

Dress as you like and keep your knives close. You'll do just fine

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Captain Picard

Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam...

Deep Space Explorer

78% Intrigue, 78% Civilization, 54% Humanity, 72% Urbanization.

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Hmm... You're a tough one to place. Your answers indicate that you like technology and education. You enjoy intrigue, adventure and chaos. You're fine with hard work and civilization. This all bodes well for an interesting, adventurous life.

 

What makes it difficult, however, is that you don't seem to be much of a 'people person.'

 

If you were more of a people person, we would have commissioned you aboard the Starship Enterprise. But since you don't care much for the complications of dealing with your fellow man... we have another deep-space mission, more tailored for your tastes... a way for you to enjoy the benefits of high-tech civilization without having to put up with civilization itself. Let's set you up to pursue the solo career of a deep space explorer. You can go ahead and hibernate through the boring parts of your mission, and not worry so much about being a few decades out of touch with your fellows by the time you get home. In fact, you pretty much don't have to deal with people at all, but you can still enjoy a high-flying adventure of a life. Far, far away from the madding crowd, you get to play with your scientific instruments, serve your glorious civilization, and do interesting things with strange discoveries in exotic places.

 

The career might work out all right. Look what it did for Charlton Heston.

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diabeetus.jpg (I stole this off of your mom ) layer one. Spell your name with bands/artists Johnny Lang AC/DC Motorhead Eric Clapton Stevie Ray Vaughan layer two. - name: James - birth date: 11/05/1978 - nicknames: Anon, faggot, goatse, Jedi master.... - current location: 41.3444, Longitude = -86.3782 - eye color: Green - hair color: Blonde/Ginger - righty or lefty: Mouth. - best friend[s]: The homeless guy with the dog. layer three. - the shoes you wore today: none, yet. - your perfect pizza: MEAT, tubesteak...i love peppers(hot ones0, and jalapeno cheese sauce for teh crust - the last time you cried: Unsure. layer four. - your best physical feature: Anus - most missed memory: If it was a memory missed, i wouldnt realize it, thereby making it not a memory according to my conscious mind, therefore...making missing it impossible due to me not being able to quantify its state ofbeing.. layer five. - pepsi or coke: Pepsi, or Cherry COke - mcdonald's or burger king: DOllar menu, fags... - adidas or nike: Whatevers made in a sweatshop - lipton ice tea or nestea: premixed and in a gallon, its all good. Ive drank a lot of this white tea, pomegranate and Acai in it. Its good.. - chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, or WHite Vanilla. Because white is right, amirite? - cappuccino or coffee: coffee, lots of cream, and sugar. If its cheap coffee. layer six. - curse: Dirty filthy jew! May your penis rot off in the handjob of a leper ZMOBIE - do you sing: no - take a shower everyday: Yes...sometimes on a floating cycle, at least once a day though - do you think you have been in love: At least 4 times. - want to go to college: my education is my reality right now. - get motion sickness: Not really..but i cant ride carnival rides. - think you're a health freak: no - get along with your parents:for the most part lol, i think they died layer seven. in the past three months.. - gone to the mall: no - eaten an entire box of oreos: no - eaten Sushi: yep, just teh other day at a buffet. Was decent, because the asians are real, not just twinkies. - been on stage: no - gone skating: lol, fuck no - made homemade cookies: Next week. - stolen anything: Your anal virginity, as well as your pets layer eight. have you ever.. - gotten in big trouble with your parents: yeh, for soem reason tehy just coudlnt understand my zoophilia - used a fake id: no layer nine. - age you hope to be married: soon - number of children: she has 3..i want at leats 1 of my own. I need to teach it the ways of the force. layer ten. in a guy.. - Best eye color: none - best hair color: Albino - short hair or long hair: cancer patient layer eleven. - number of people I could trust with my life?: room to spare, on a single hand - number of cds you own: wat is this..cd you speak of, is it liek those...books? - number of piercings: none - number of tattoos: 2 layer twelve. - the one place you never want to go back to: your moms house - the one place where you want to die: I want to explode high in the air and die in a bunch of places (thats actually pretty fuckin awesome, lol) - the one feeling you have never felt: self-worth, imprtance, etc, etc - the one person you would like to meet: you
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you? Of course she does. Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason? Panic/anxietys fingered me once again If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass? Id do it for less Has anyone ever promised you forever? Yes Do you get high? I WOULD Something bothering you? Yes Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else? Yes...i believe this is one thing most of us will have in common What made you happy this weekend? Got to see thekids' christmas orchestra concert When was the last time you cried? Cant remember, honestly. Been mad, but havent cried in awhile What color shirt are you wearing? Green Last thing you ate? Spinach Dip/Tortilla chips Where did you sleep last night? in our bed Are you happy right now? My Life Is Content Who/what do you hate/dislike currently See, I say hate takes no energy at all, in fact, hate has allowed me to persist and live when i woudl have otherwise perished. Without hate, i would not be here in the most awesome spot, EVAR. Hate, is second nature. I HATE one person right now, of whom i will see to their grave, after i use some serious subversion. What's something your wanting right now? Wine, maybe soem beer...socialization in a new spot, something Who makes you the happiest right now? Wifey. She has a way of making me giggle Does someone have a crush on you? Honestly, no clue. I assume not. Do you have a crush on someone? no What were you doing at midnight last night? Waiting for my woman to finish her paperwork Do you wish someone was with you, right now? Shell be home soon enough, lol Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name? JEW Do you have a favorite cartoon character? Gambit Are you happy with the person you've become? I can always attain a heightened state above and beyond what i have become, its stagnation, and a lack of progression that disgruntle and anger me. Happy? For NOW, yes. Are you a good speller? I Did do quite well in t3h sp3lIing Bee when i wuz a kid Would you ever tattoo a boyfriend's/girlfriend's name on yourself? NOPE... Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like? lol, sorta. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Probably her, i mean...shes the only one that sees it. How many months until your birthday? 10.5 (yeh, stole this from mah B-day Mate) The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? uBestiality, as well as some other stuff in fact, this was the lastphoto i retrieved 1259942726032.jpg Who do you argue with the most? My Woman Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone? No Are you good at hiding your feelings? absolutely. Do i wanna kill you, fellate you, or play sum wii? Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying? yep How tall are you? 6 even, but ive shrunk, about everything. Srsly. How tall would you prefer the person you're dating be? Shorter than I. It just feels natural, having a womans head on your chest when shes close to you. Does age matter in the game of love? Raisin Sack, FTW! What do you want in your life right now? To produce a happy familial unit Would you ever donate blood? Not Yet What are you doing right now? survey Do you care if people hate you for no reason? I agree with who i stole this from. Hate/Love, its all teh same. Theyre thinking about me. I enjoy it when others hate me. Do you think somebody likes the same person you do? yes When' s the last time you laughed really hard? When i took a dump Would you ever get a tattoo? 2, so far. Maybe more before the new year. What is your favorite color? Black Does it bother you when people respond with one word? wat? Do you make wishes at 11:11? Kids do...i havent yet looked into this phenomenon and its origin.

The Ring Of Zeppelin

While i went looking for the lord of the rings video, set to zeppelins "Ramble On" (Rob,or anyone else, if you find it, let me know. I want to blog that one too), i came across this long piece of work on Live leak. I hope it embeds correctly. A very long tribute, awesomely done, to many of zeps tunes.

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Stole this from spiker, who robbed many others to get it: Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Pick your Artist: Led Zeppelin Are you a male or female? Achilles Last Stand Describe yourself: Fool in the Rain How do you feel: The Song Remains The Same Describe where you currently live: The Ocean If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Misty Mountain Hop Your favorite form of transportation: Moby Dick) Your bestfriend is: Black Dog You and your best friends are: Trampled Under Foot What's the weather like: Rain Song Favorite time of day: In The Light If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Immigrant Song What is life to you: Stairway To Heaven Your current relationship: Dancing Days Your fearstop.gif: When the Levee Breaks Thought for the Day: Your Time is Gonna Come How I would like to die: Gallows Pole My soul's present condition: No Quarter Most Faithful Companion: Kashmir My motto: Ramble On
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