Bout My
(I stole this off of your mom )
layer one.
Spell your name with bands/artists
Johnny Lang
AC/DC
Motorhead
Eric Clapton
Stevie Ray Vaughan
layer two.
- name: James
- birth date: 11/05/1978
- nicknames: Anon, faggot, goatse, Jedi master....
- current location: 41.3444, Longitude = -86.3782
- eye color: Green
- hair color: Blonde/Ginger
- righty or lefty: Mouth.
- best friend[s]: The homeless guy with the dog.
layer three.
- the shoes you wore today: none, yet.
- your perfect pizza: MEAT, tubesteak...i love peppers(hot ones0, and jalapeno cheese sauce for teh crust
- the last time you cried: Unsure.
layer four.
- your best physical feature: Anus
- most missed memory: If it was a memory missed, i wouldnt realize it, thereby making it not a memory according to my conscious mind, therefore...making missing it impossible due to me not being able to quantify its state ofbeing..
layer five.
- pepsi or coke: Pepsi, or Cherry COke
- mcdonald's or burger king: DOllar menu, fags...
- adidas or nike: Whatevers made in a sweatshop
- lipton ice tea or nestea: premixed and in a gallon, its all good. Ive drank a lot of this white tea, pomegranate and Acai in it. Its good..
- chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, or WHite Vanilla. Because white is right, amirite?
- cappuccino or coffee: coffee, lots of cream, and sugar. If its cheap coffee.
layer six.
- curse: Dirty filthy jew! May your penis rot off in the handjob of a leper ZMOBIE
- do you sing: no
- take a shower everyday: Yes...sometimes on a floating cycle, at least once a day though
- do you think you have been in love: At least 4 times.
- want to go to college: my education is my reality right now.
- get motion sickness: Not really..but i cant ride carnival rides.
- think you're a health freak: no
- get along with your parents:for the most part lol, i think they died
layer seven.
in the past three months..
- gone to the mall: no
- eaten an entire box of oreos: no
- eaten Sushi: yep, just teh other day at a buffet. Was decent, because the asians are real, not just twinkies.
- been on stage: no
- gone skating: lol, fuck no
- made homemade cookies: Next week.
- stolen anything: Your anal virginity, as well as your pets
layer eight.
have you ever..
- gotten in big trouble with your parents: yeh, for soem reason tehy just coudlnt understand my zoophilia
- used a fake id: no
layer nine.
- age you hope to be married: soon
- number of children: she has 3..i want at leats 1 of my own. I need to teach it the ways of the force.
layer ten.
in a guy..
- Best eye color: none
- best hair color: Albino
- short hair or long hair: cancer patient
layer eleven.
- number of people I could trust with my life?: room to spare, on a single hand
- number of cds you own: wat is this..cd you speak of, is it liek those...books?
- number of piercings: none
- number of tattoos: 2
layer twelve.
- the one place you never want to go back to: your moms house
- the one place where you want to die: I want to explode high in the air and die in a bunch of places (thats actually pretty fuckin awesome, lol)
- the one feeling you have never felt: self-worth, imprtance, etc, etc
- the one person you would like to meet: you