So we had a bit of drama this morning, but first some background information.
One of our clients is always grumbling about parking spots in the parking garage. So when we moved everyone to a different garage he was the first one I placed and I thought I had given him the easiest, best spot. According to him he had to make too sharp of a turn to get into that particular spot. I had 3 others available at the time so I offered those, and he took what I thought was the worst of the 3 and I would rather it had been left open because it would give the 2 suburbans next to him more room for parking.
Into the office walks this poor girl (the driver of the suburban that parks next to him) on the verge of tears, tells the receptionist that she was trying to get into her spot in between previously mentioned dude and this other suburban when she misjudged her surroundings and hit Jerk-off's car. He came out so she could tell him and he immediately shouts "What the Fuck? I've had that car 10 years and it's never been hit." I guess he proceeded to call her a bitch and this whole time she's crying, apologizing and saying she didn't mean to do it.
Just a little bit ago he came back to my office, points his finger at me, and half jokingly says, "this is all YOUR fault". I chuckled and said, "yeah, you're right, it's all MY fault because you CHOSE that spot."
What a sleaze bag.
