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ERIS CONTEMPLATES FOR 3125 YEARS
Pun-jab is Sikh, Sikh, Sikh!
| THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE) A Non-prophet Irreligious Disorganization |
MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold HIGH PRIEST |
THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS
Official Business Surreptitious Business
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Official Discordian Document Number (if applicable):
the Golden Apple Corps
House of Disciples of Discordia
The Bureaucracy, Bureau of: DOGMAS
Council of Episkoposes: Office of High Priesthood, Sect of the POEE
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Brother Ram, Your acute observation that ERIS spelled backwards is SIRE, and your inference to the effect that there is sexual symbolism here, have brought me to some observations of my own. ERIS spelled fore-part-aft-wards is RISE. And spelled inside out is REIS, which is a unit of money, albeit Portugese-Brazilian and no longer in use. From this it may be concluded that Eris has usurped Eros (god of erotic love) in the eyes of those who read backwards; which obviously made Eros sorE. Then She apparently embezzeled the Olympian Treasury and went to Brazil; whereupon She opened a chain of whorehouses (which certainly would get a rise from the male population). I figure it to be this in particular because MADAM reads the same forwards and backwards. And further, it is a term of great respect, similar to SIRE. And so thank you for your insight, it may well be the clue to the mystery of just where Eris has been fucking around for 3125 years. FIVE TONS OF FLAX! Mal-2
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KALLISTI HAIL ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA
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