ittvid's blog: "drinking games"

Everyone starts off by rolling one die till someone rolls a three. This person then becomes the three man. The game then proceeds around the circle with people taking turns rolling the dice. The dice are only passed when someone rolls something that does not require drinking. Here is what each roll means: When dice total: - 3: Whoever is the three man must drink. If the three man rolls this then he may pass the title to a person of his choosing. - 7: Person to the right of "roller" drinks - 9: Person across from "roller" drinks - 10: Social...everyone drinks - 11: Person to the left of "roller" drinks Other dice combinations: - 4 & 1: Whoever rolls this become the Thumb-Master. They can place their thumb on the table whenever they want. The last person to do this must drink. The Thumb-Master can only change when someone else rolls a 4 & 1. - Doubles: When someone rolls double they give the dice to someone of their choosing. This person rolls the dice and must drink for that many seconds. The dice may be given to two people instead of giving both to just one person. At any time during the game the three man can be told to drink. However the person currently rolling may not tell the three man to drink. If he does he must drink.

1 oz Pineapple Juice 1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur 1 oz Malibu Coconut Rum Mix equal parts of three and serve over rocks. Optional(drop a cocktail onion in the bottom).

Get drunk to the best TV show ever, Family Guy. You can slim down the rules if you can't remember them all, but it should be pretty easy. [One Drink] - Flashbacks - Quagmire goes "OOH!" "giggity giggity" or "ALL RIGHT!" - Peter's trademark laugh - Peter drinks a beer/gets drunk - Peter does something really stupid - Peter says "Sweet" - Stewie has a weapon - Stewie says "Victory is mine! - Stewie chatting with a random adult - Lois makes dinner - Brian is drinking alcohol/smoking a cigarette - Quahog News - Trisha Takinowa reports - Scene driving in the family car [Two Drinks] - Peter talks on the phone - Brian and Stewie fight/make fun of each other - Joe says "All right, lets do it!" - Scene that is intentionally dragged on - Chris says a good one-liner/does something stupid [Three Drinks] - Completely random scene - Someone falls down [Finish Beer] - Someone/Group breaks out into a song - Evil Monkey appearance - Kid with upside-down head appearance - William Shatner appearance - Parody of another cartoon show

Game Name: Coin Category: Luck Buzz Level: Unknown Our Rating: 4.43 out of 5 stars (7 votes) Directions: An incredibly simple game, with not a lick of skill required. My buddy Dave Wood and I came up with this circa 1984. Get a group of people (5 or greater is best) situated together sitting on the floor, around a table, whatever. Each person has a quarter and a beer. The signal is given (come up with one on your own - it really doesn't matter), and everyone flips their coin. Majority wins, minority takes a hearty sip (e.g. 3 heads, 4 tails, and heads drinks). This action is repeated for as long as the participants can hold out. Special Rules: If the coins all come up the same, everyone chugs their beer. If there are an even number of players, and there is a tie, then tails drinks. If someone fumbles their coin (or it hits the floor in the case of playing around a table), it's a stupidity chug. A need to go to the bathroom requires 2/3 approval from the rest of the participants and a chug.

Game Name: Gauntlet Category: Card Buzz Level: High Our Rating: 4.43 out of 5 stars (14 votes) Directions: Get a deck of cards and two people. The dealer sets a certain number of cards on the table next to each other (the number of cards depends on how drunk you wanna get 4 = easy, 10 = hospital). Then lay another row of cards face down below the face up cards. The player guesses if the face down card is higher or lower than the face up card above it. If you are right you go to next card and so on until you finish the row. Wrong answers mean you drink the number of swallows of beer equal to the number on the card, the dealer replaces any correctly guessed cards with new cards from the deck and the player starts again from the begining. The player has to get to the end without missing any. If the face down card turns out to be the same as the face up card above it you drink double.

Game Name: Big Daddy Category: TV/Movie Buzz Level: High Our Rating: 4.43 out of 5 stars (14 votes) Directions: Simple, watch the movie "Big Daddy" and get a lot of beer! You must drink for three seconds everytime: 1) the kid cries, or whines 2) you see cleavage 3) you hear or see Scuba-Steve Now for the clencher: You must finish your beer everytime you hear the name "HOOTERS!" Everytime! Then get a new one and start over again.

Game Name: Edward 40-Hands Category: Endurance Buzz Level: Deadly Our Rating: 4.42 out of 5 stars (40 votes) Directions: In order to play this game all you need is duck tape and 2 40's of beer for each person. You tape one 40 to each of your hands and you can't take them off until both of the 40's are empty. This means that if you need to go to the bathroom, you either chug the beers or wet yourself. You can't answer your cell phone, or basically do anything until you drink the 2 40's completly. The point of the game is to make people drink alot of beer fast.

Drink Name: Junebug Category: Ordinary Glass Type: Hurricane Glass Our Rating: 4.90 out of 5 stars (20 votes) Ingredients: 2 oz Midori Melon Liqueur 1 oz Malibu Coconut Rum 1 oz Bacardi Rum 2 oz Banana Liqueur 1 oz Sour Mix Directions: Mix, color should be yellow-green - garnish with strawberry.

Game Name: Friends Category: TV/Movie Buzz Level: High Our Rating: 4.44 out of 5 stars (9 votes) Directions: Gather friends (if applicable) around TV set. Place drinks, alcoholic or not, within easy reach. Watch "Friends", drinking when instructed to do the following rules. In case of confusion over whether or not to drink, always err on the side of drinking. Enjoy a great show! Take a sip if: - Phoebe says a "Phoebism" - Chandler says a "Chandlerism" - If Ross takes longer to say a sentence than a normal person would - Rachel calls someone "Honey" - A celebrity makes an appearence - Any of the six drinks or mentions a coffee product - The exterior of Central Perk is shown - The exterior of Monica/Rachel's and Chandler/Joey's apartment building is shown - Any of the six are shown at work (2 sips if they're actually doing any work) - Any of the main character's parents show up - Any two or more main characters hug (2 sips if it's Ross and Rachel) - Joey doesn't understand something that should be totally obvious (2 sips if you didn't get it either) - The hallway between Monica/Rachel's and Chandler/Joey's apartment is shown - Gunther moans to himself how much he loves/wants Rachel - Any animal is shown (Smelly Cat, a chick, a duck, etc.) - Ross and Rachel argue - Ross and Rachel touch each other Take a gulp if: - Phoebe plays a song on her guitar (2 gulps if it makes no sense or has no point) - The inside of Phoebe's apartment is shown - The inside of Ross' apartment is shown - Any of the six drink a bottled beverage - All six main characters hang out in Monica/Rachel's apartment - Anyone makes a reference to an old TV show (2 gulps if you used to watch it) - Joey goes on an audition - Ross mentions Ben, Carol, or Susan - Any of the six main characters kiss a non-main character - One of the six do something obviously out of character (2 gulps if it drives you crazy) - Mark makes a pass at Rachel - Ross gets jealous - Any of the six eat something that isn't considered normal food (fat, leg wax, etc.) (2 gulps if you've eaten it before) - Phoebe drives her grandma's taxi (2 gulps if the passengers have pillows) - Phoebe dates a weirdo (2 gulps if you've dated someone just like them) - Monica does something anal-retentive (2 gulps if you do it too) - Joey and Chandler get a new piece of furniture (2 gulps if Joey built it) - Phoebe's brother does or says something weird (2 gulps if you do it too) - All six main characters play a game (poker, Twister, Happy Days Game, etc.) - Any main character get mad at another main character (drink everything in sight and lose faith in sit-com television if they don't make up by the end of the show, or in a year if it's Ross and Rachel) Chug your entire drink if: - Joey actually understands the opposite sex - Marcel ever returns - Phoebe says something sensible - Monica dates a decent guy (other than Richard) - Any of the six drink alcohol - Ben talks or has any facial expression - Phoebe's dad actually shows up - Dr. Green is nice to Ross - Chloe acts even semi-intelligent - Janice laughs (chug 2 drinks if it makes you wince) - Chandler drops his sarcastic, cynical facade - Joey offers good love-life advice to anyone Drink everything in sight if: - Pete becomes the Ultimate Fighting Champion - Chandler stops making smart-ass comments - Paolo shows up - Barry shows up - Ross kills Mark - Phoebe and Ursula get along - Ugly Naked Guy is fully shown - Chandler becomes gay - Gunther asks Rachel out - Barry and Mindy reproduce

Game Name: Drag Race Category: Speed Buzz Level: High Directions: Players gather around a table after deciding how many 'laps' their race is going to consist of. I would recommend 3-5 laps. After deciding the number of laps, that number of shot glasses need be placed in front of each player. At this point, from left to right, we fill the shot glasses with alcohol of varying proof. For example, when I first performed the drag race, the shots in order were: Sour Apple Pucker, Vodka, Courvaisier, 151. All players at this time should have their hands behind their back. With an outsider observing, he/she will count to three and say go. Each player will begin to drink each shot in succession as fast as they can. The person who finishes first, is the winner of the drag race. To make it a little more difficult, you can put a lighter proof alcohol after the highest proof shot, some people need a little 'recovery time' and it absolutely kills them in the home stretch. Hope you enjoy!