ittvid's blog: "drinking games"

Game Name: Power Hour Category: Endurance Buzz Level: Deadly Directions: This game is all about drinking. There are not really any rules. The object is to take a shot of beer every minute for an entire hour. It sounds pretty easy but believe me, it isn't. If you want to prove you are really a man you can try to join the Century Club. The Century Club is doing a shot every minute for 100 minutes. You can add rules to this game if you want. An example is if you go to the bathroom before the end of the hour you must finish a beer. At the end of the hour you will usually have had six beers.

Game Name: Cops Ultimate Drinking Game Category: TV/Movie Buzz Level: High Directions: Take a drink when a suspect does or you see any of the following. Single Drink: - Runs from police - Denies ownership of any drugs or other contraband - Has missing teeth - Receives Miranda warning - Cries or throws fit - Lives in a trailer or mobile home - Has a prior record or warrants - Damages any vehicle - Has a gun or knife - Is or acts gay - Is partially (or not) clothed(includes bare feet and underwear) - Any prostitute - Cops use stop sticks - Cops conduct sobriety test - Officer says he likes night shift - Anybody bleeds - Female cop Take a shot: - Dog finds anybody - Any woman beats up any man - Any transvestite - Presence of numerous or inappropriate number of animals - Fire - Anybody fires a gun - Dead body - Cop uses tazer or pepperspray

Game Name: California Kings Category: Card Buzz Level: Deadly Directions: Spread cards face-down around a large cup. Draw in clockwise order. A "drink" is a normal sip. - Ace - Social - He/she who draws proposes a toast and everyone drinks. - 2-6 - Black (Clubs & Spades) - TAKE the card's value in drinks. - 2-6 - Red (Hearts & Diamonds) - GIVE the card's value in drinks. The total may be split-up between multiple players. - 7 - Waterfall - EVERYBODY begins to CHUG. You can't stop until the person to your RIGHT has stopped. He/she who draws may stop first. - 8 - Thumb Master - He/she who draws puts his/her thumb on the table. The last person to do so drinks. - 9 - Rhyme - He/she who draws says a sentence. The person to his/her LEFT must rhyme with the last word in the original sentence. This continues in clockwise order. Rhyming words may not be repeated. If you repeat a word or can't think of one, you drink. - 10 - Category - He/she who draws thinks of a category, like "Simpsons Characters." Then, he/she says one, like "Homer." Then, the person to his/her LEFT must think of another one, like "Bart." This continues in clockwise order. If you repeat an item or can't think of one, you drink. - Jack - Guys drink - A toast is often included. - Queen - Ladies drink - A toast is often included. - King - We don't call it "kings" for nothing. He/she who draws the first, second and third king pours some of his/her drink into the "large cup" AND comes up with a rule that must be obeyed for the rest of the game, like "no showing your teeth" or "no saying 'drink,' 'drank' or 'drunk'." Anyone in violation of a rule drinks. He/she who draws the fourth king must POUND the contents of the "large cup." Drawing the fourth king marks the end of the game. Note: Drawing the fourth king is a FATE WORSE THAN DEATH if there are a combination of beverages in the "large cup," like beer, wine cooler and vodka. In fact, some players insist that only beer be poured into the cup; but they don't have the love for the game.

Game Name: Hockey Category: Card Buzz Level: High Directions: The buzz factor varies on this game depending on how ruthless you want to get. To start you need teams of 2 people each. So you basically have an even number of players and you sit across from your partner. The three of clubs leads. The next player then tries to match the number of the previously played card. If there is no match play continues until the cards match. The person who pays the matching card and their partner then make the losing team drink. Each person on the winning team picks a person on the losing team to "knock" for. Each person on the losing team drinks until their corresponding person knocks for them. Then the person after whoever played the last card leads off until all the cards have been played. Eights and jacks are free cards. When an eight or jack is played regardless of whether the next person matches it you are safe and do not have to drink. Also you have to play two games - where the second game the cards are played in the opposite direction so the teams get a chance to get back at whoever was knocking for them in the first round. Enjoy!

F.U.B.A.R. Category:Card Buzz:Medium Shuffle a full deck of cards and scatter them in a pile in the middle of your table. One player goes at a time picking one card. They flip over their card, displaying it to everyone. Each card has a different rule as follows: Ace: Take one drink 2: Take Two 3: Take Three 4: Questions - You look at the person of your choice and ask them a question, they must answer your question with a question and it keeps going until someone screws up. Ex. What is going on? Why do you touch yourself? You don't have to question the person who questioned you either. Make sure to make eye contact. 5: Give five drinks 6: I never. This is where the person who flipped the card says something they have never done and anyone who has must drink. 7: Thumbmaster - This person puts their thumb down on the table whenever they want and the last one to put theirs down drinks. The thumbmaster can do this as many times as he wants until the next seven is picked. 8: Categories - The first person gives a topic/category and in rotation, everyone else must give a kind. Ex: Toothpaste, Crest, Colgate, Mentadent, etc. 9: Rhyme - Everyone must give a word that rhymes with yours. Ex: Shoe...glue...you...etc... 10: Social - Everyone drinks Jack: Assholes drink...guys drink Queen: Bitches drink....girls drink King: Waterfall - This can be extremely hard, depending on your group of drinkers. It goes in order first being the one who picked the card and so on. The first person drinks as much beer as they can continuously and the 2nd person can't stop until they stop, the 3rd person can't stop until the 2nd person and so on. If you have big drinkers at the begining, it is really difficult. Have fun!

Game Name: Flip Cup Category: Coordination Buzz Level: Medium Directions: A relay race game played with red plastic party cups. Teams are divided into 4 or 5, each with a half cup of beer, or 2 shots of hard liquor. The game is a relay race and each person much drink the contents of their cup and flip the cup from the edge of the table with there fingers to the upsidedown position on the table before the next member begins. First team to finish wins.

Sit in a circle. Guys have to say "My penis....." and girls have to say "My vagina....". You go around in a circle and start at the beginning of the alphabet. Example: "My vagina/penis is awesome", next person "My vagina/penis is angry"...... The words have to relate (in some way) to vaginas/penises. When someone can't think of a word or repeats a word, then they have to drink and then it starts at the next letter. See who can come up with the dirtiest or funniest words. Have fun!!!!!

Drinking Game This game, originating in Scotland, starts with a race to see who can drink their pint fastest. Whoever finishes last is then the "messenger", the other people at the table are the "winners". The "winners" then tell the "messenger" to go up to a random person in the bar, and the only words that they're allowed to say to the person is "You're a c*nt!". They are NOT ALLOWED to say why they are doing it, or apologize. The most fun ensues when the "winners" send the "messengers" to the same person in the pub over and over. Fun for all of the family.

Game Name: The Simpsons Category: TV/Movie Buzz Level: High Directions: Watch an episode of "The Simpsons". Before the show begins, have everyone pick a character name from out of a hat. But make sure that it is a character bearing the Simpson name. Each time your character speaks, you drink until they stop. Whoever gets Maggie must drink whenever you hear her sucking on the pacifier. Be careful, each episode is directed towards a specific character, so no one is safe. For an extended game, find someone who has several episodes on tape - They're everywhere

Game Name: Law & Order Category: TV/Movie Buzz Level: High Directions: If you've ever seen Law and Order, you know the basic set up of the game: First half of the show is devoted to the cops and the second half to the lawyers. Anytime you see a lawyer in the cop half or cop in the lawyer half...drink! Every so often a black screen will pop up showing the time and location. See that and drink! Anytime someone is read the Miranda Rights ("you have the right to remain silent...yadda yadda yadda") -- drink! This last rule is the kicker: Every episode has a victim. Whenever the victim's name is said...drink! This can get ugly especially if the victim is a child and has a hysterical mother.