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In memory of a great man. Tomorrow there is going to be a memorial for my Grand father. He past a couple of months ago. I cant be there for this but just something i wanted to say. My Grandfather was a man of many faces for me he was my father, grandfather, teacher, and friend. He raised me and was always there for me. I was by his side when he died it was the only time i ever seen fear and he asked me to pray for him I did not know what to say but i did it and he went to sleep verry peacful like never to wake again. Less than 24 hours later he left us. I could not grieve at the time because i had to be the strong one and he asked me to that for him hold everyone together. It took a couple of weeks before i did and it was only a longing not a regret. He always told me david be who you are and never regret anything. I guess you never forget, and i can only hope i have our memories together. Sometimes i reach and grab my phone and go to call him to ask some sort of advice and remember him gone. When fathers day came around i bet i picked up the phone a hundred times to call him. lol. The other day while installing a cealing fan i wanted to double check my wiring so i called my wife and said call pa.... and caught my self. These are the things that seem so hard to get over. I look at my son playing learning doing something wrong even and wonder. How he responded or looked at me when i did these things. Did he cherish these momments as I? I am sure he did but now as i am still going thru my lifes journys and there is something so exciting to talk to him about he is not here. But i like to beleave he is somewhere watching and smiling with me. P.S. I love you and miss you Pappaw

The little things that makes all seem right and all seem good. Tonight my son is home for the first time in a week. He is almost two. He went to Grandpaws for the week. Today when we picked him up he would not let me or his mom out of his sight. When we got home and his bed time came he goes in and lays down. In a few min he comes in the office where me and his mother are at and comes to me and takes his little hands and grabs one of mine and starts pulling me saying come daddy, daddy come. So i go with him and he goes back in his room lays a pillow beside his little bed and says daddy night night i lay down and he gets on his bed and smiles real big and kisses me and says night night and he covers up. I lay there for a while with him and i ease up and kiss his little forhead and eas to the door and he says night night daddy. These are the things that brings tears to a grown mans eyes one whom never wanted kids and put thing right in his heart. Lets him see the purest of light in this dark world and makes lasting smile.

has anyone ever noticed that the people that want you to fan them rate them then ask to be frieds never seem to return the favor? just curious why no one returns the favor

what about them but this one is my brother he is in my family and he goes by homo1. he is my brother so if you would everyone make friends with him and show him lots of love. and no one hate on him please unless you are man/woman enough to say who you are this is my brother and he is dear to my heart so show the love sweetys and gentelmen.

i just finished the most awsome book if you read books you should check out the louis l'amour. most people thinks he only wrote westerns but that is far from the truth. the book i just finished is called the walking drum based on ancient times in the european contenent

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The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note: these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, You probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really! 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation, or BASKETBALL. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.