Good Morning, hello there and how d do? It’s a Thursday in most parts of the country and abroad. Speaking of the country have you ever got a look at some of the State Mottos or Greetings? Some of them are pretty cute. While others, leave a lot to be desired so I thought it might be cool to change some up a bit with the help of a site I found it was easy…
Here they are in Alphabetical order:
New State Mottos
Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi -&- Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! -&- We Also Take American Money
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everything (said with three good teeth)
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids & Vote fixing…(Yeah that one is still costing us millions daily)
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good -or- Potatoes and Neo Nazi's... What More Could You Ask For?
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" (Yeah why all the fuss about one stinking “S”)
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn (hmmm this one was just a bit naughty)
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States -&- Where Science Don't Mean Squat
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians (Hey Ohio you can have Detroit back!)
Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker! (this one was a little raw now Mel you have to know this was just a joke!)
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets & fry up with Olive Oil..
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable and so is weed..
North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan (rat basterds stole out Toledo)
Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State (Hmmm I understood what they were saying too…)
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die -&- Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot? -&- Where Men Are Men and Sheep Are Sacred
My gosh, first off I only added to someone’s sense of humor… Because I truly know for a fact that Kentucky has more then 15 last names… I last counted 25… Must have been some Tennessean’s moving in and like what they saw. On Nevada, come on I know most of those are now really whores, they get paid…
Ok, I better quit while I am very far behind…
So for today, state mottos be damned.
Anyway Our state motto used to be the Winter Wonderland, then it changed to Water Wonderland, and before anyone knew it it became the Welfare wonderland… and what about Minnesota? I mean Paaalease!!! Who in their right mind would go into Minnesota with that many lakes without Noah’s Ark?
As I said enough on the states… tomorrow I am picking on the countries…
Just kidding!
Have a Fabulous and wonderful day. And for all those Kentuckians when you have a Family reunion does the whole state shut down?
Just kidding… No but really?
A huge hug and Many pats… hey it was all in fun…wasn’t it?
Mart
