40 Year Old
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Male
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From San Diego, CA·
Joined on August 21, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 20th
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I have a crush on someone!
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wow im new as hell to this site and have no idea what i am doing. to many lights and colors ha ha. i will firgure it out eventually though.
40 Year Old
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Male
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From San Diego, CA·
Joined on August 21, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 20th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Shit uhhh, well I dont sleep....ever, I spend most of my time in the gym, working out or fighting. I have no hopes or dreams of going pro, but i do love to catch fists with my face. other than that i love everything. but i pretty much suck at everything else.
New ScopeA man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man,"This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill". The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing."What's so funny?" asks the clerk."I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house", the man replies.The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says,"Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."The man takes another look through the scope and says,"You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
DROPPED BY TO TELL U THAT I HAVE FEELINGS FOR U. JUSt HEAR ME OUT I'M JUSt SAYINg I BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU THIS 4 THA LONGEST TIME, ON A REAL SERIOUS NOTE: U GOT SEX APPEAL, STYLE, INTELLIGENCE, CLASS, THAT SMILE, U GOT THAT BODY, ....& U KNOW WHAT I GOT?......THE WRONG DAMN PAGE, MY BAD!!! HAHAHAHAHA.......PASS THIS TO 10 PEOPLE TO MAKE THEM LAUGH!!!!! ALMOST BELIEVED IT OR WHAT!!!