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Top Ten Reasons to Get Drunk
  by crunkish

Drunk
Done with Tequila
Why Do People Get Drunk?

Much has been written about how people should avoid consuming copious amounts of alcohol and the repercussions of heightened inebriation. Many people have had bad experiences because they drank too many bottles of beer, or downed myriads of shots.

Why, then, do people still get pissed drunk and pass out on their couches or on their neighborhood’s sidewalks?

10. Alcohol Taste Good!

My beer
I Love this Beer
Usually, people grimace at their first taste of an alcoholic drink. Indeed, drinking these buggers takes some time to get used to. Yet, once you get the hang of taking a swig or a shot, these drinks can be instrumental to a very pleasant experience.

Alcoholic drinks can really taste good; some, like wine and champagne, are even included in gourmet menus. Getting drunk on these tasty drinks is like feeling full and satisfied after a particularly delicious meal.

9. The Weekend Has Finally Come

Toast
Enjoying the day
Free from work and obligation, you should let your hair down when the weekend comes. A short day trip to the beach or a simple walk through the park would be enough to ease your mind.

However, when the past week was a lot more stressful than usual, you might need to party the entire weekend. Invite some friends over and tell them to bring loads of booze. You might need some serious unwinding, and what better way is there than to enjoy large amounts of beer? After all, alcoholic drinks are relaxants, due to the ethanol found in them.

8. You Lack Sleep

I lack sleep
More Beers for More sleep later
If you’re finding it particularly hard to fall asleep at night, a few bottles might just be the solution to your sleepless woes. The relaxants in alcohol can be consumed up to the point that it makes you fall right asleep.

Be careful, though. You’ve probably heard enough about hangovers and how some of them can be extremely excruciating. Be sure to have some water alongside your poison of choice. That way, you keep from getting dehydrated, eventually mitigating the dreaded hangover.

7. Inhibitions Go out the Window

One Bottle
One bottle for tonight
Getting drunk is about losing control, an idea that some people despise. Still, there are numerous occasions where a loss of control is exactly what the doctor would prescribe. Life is so much larger than people anyway, so why keep on controlling it?

Sometimes, people need to free themselves of all their inhibitions and just do whatever they want to do. Living life along such rigid standards can be quite unhealthy. Therefore, having a few beers on the night before you have to deliver a very important presentation can sometimes be what you need to psyche yourself up.

6. Conversations Flow Easier

Beer and Conversation
Listening to her story
Where the drinks are free-flowing, often the conversations are, too. A few bottles to get you relaxed and calm could get your thoughts running and your ideas soaring. People could find the inebriated you a lot more interesting than your sober self.

Don’t overdo the booze, though, as you might start to slur and babble. You might even laugh at the most inappropriate times, and blurt out the most obscene things.

5. It’s a Time for Camaraderie

With Friends
Long time friendship
Consuming large amounts of alcohol is often the best time to catch up with long-lost friends. A beer shared is often a more steadfast symbol of your undying friendship than a simple greeting card. With a few rounds, you get caught up on who’s dating who, who’s working for whom, who’s married to whom, and who’s still single.

4. Just Because…

Best Bottle
handling my bottle
Some things in life are best experienced without any pretense of a goal or objective. The best impetus to go out drinking is probably to have no real reason for doing so. The experience itself is the end goal. After all, there is much to feel, as well as learn, from being in a state of heightened inebriation.

If you and your friends find that you all share the urge to get pissed drunk, don’t hesitate to do so. Believe that such spontaneous gatherings happen rarely, and should therefore be savored once they do come along.

3. Mournful About Something?

Medicine
Broken hearted man
Sometimes, booze can be the ultimate distraction from a particularly painful experience. A person very close to you may have passed away. Maybe your long-time partner suddenly decided it was time to move on. Whatever the reason, getting drunk can sometimes be the only way to find some repose.

Remember, though, a night of unbridled fun and booze is just one night. Come the next day, whatever it is that you were trying to avoid will still be there. Still, if you decide that a night of drunkenness is what you need, go ahead.

2. There’s Always Something To Celebrate!

Partners
Toast for another year
Drinking doesn’t always have to start with some tragedy. At times, a pretty happy occasion deserves a few rounds of alcoholic beverages.

It helps that a celebratory booze session can be for anything, really. Maybe you passed your board exams or your best friend may have finally moved out of his parents’ basement. You could also declare your drinking session an ode to the joys of life.

Whatever the reason, it’s best to remember that the whole point of getting drunk is to have fun. If it starts to get a bit out of hand (like when someone starts doing things they shouldn’t be doing), the celebration should stop.

1. If It’s Free… Well…

Free Beer
Lets Drink to that
Sometimes, the real impetus for getting drunk is convenience. Imagine, for instance, you’re in a wedding and all alcoholic beverages are free. Not wanting to let up a chance of enjoying the most expensive drinks without spending a single dime, you could do yourself some good by having a large share.

The opportunity for drunken fun has already presented itself. The fact that the booze is free makes the proposition a lot more appealing than usual, so go ahead and make most of the situation.

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My first try and poetry in a long time let me know what you think. Death is near I sit alone at night in the dark Wondering what will happen to me Will I die or live today You can feel it but sometimes it just passes you by The cold heads of death reaching out to you. You start to remember life's things that have happen to you Could you have done better. How will people remember you. You go all day about your daily life wondering is he coming for you. Maybe not today maybe not tomorrow. But who really knows when. You cant hide from him when it is your time its your time. Maybe today maybe tomorrow maybe in the future but the fact is no one lives forever. Death is almost always near.

hello all just put out this blog as a heads up. Iam starting to write poems again and I should have my first time in a long time I have gotten to write anything down. so take it easy but give criticism where needed. Its been a really long time since I have done anything like this and alot of it is in free verse so there is no rhyme or reason to it. Just let em know what you think when i post thanks all P.S English sucks so yea yell at me i got a C- in English in High school and C in creative writing in college

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It stalks the night It stalks the day It seeks out life And whisks it away It's known as death And other things too But it's all the same What matters is you. How do you see it? What does it mean? It's best if you know For death is unseen. It can take you at day It can take you at night Knowing death well Can lend you some light The passage to death Is always unclear And it's best to know That you're very near. For death is at hand It is for us all Know it's face well So you don't stumble and fall Now think hard on death And know that it's near And the meaning of life Will be all to clear And that is to live For your hearts desire Not to stumble or fall But to burn with a fire. A fire for life To live for each day To reach for your dreams No matter what people say Life is a question And death holds a clue Reach not for the answer For your life's not due Live for the moment And die for it too For it's the moment that counts It, and you Now I'm all done I've said what I'll say Just remember one thing Live for the day! Live everyday Like it is your last because you never know what tomorrow may bring.

Hello all, I was looking for something for another Tattoo and i was thinking a cool Ying-Yang with dragons and cool art. So me wanting to know more a thrust for knowledge looked up what it ment and its some deep stuff. This Simbol(Yin-Yang) represents the ancient Chinese understanding of how things work. The outer circle represents "everything", while the black and white shapes within the circle represent the interaction of two energies, called "yin" (black) and "yang" (white), which cause everything to happen. They are not completely black or white, just as things in life are not completely black or white, and they cannot exist without each other. While "yin" would be dark, passive, downward, cold, contracting, and weak, "yang" would be bright, active, upward, hot, expanding, and strong. The shape of the yin and yang sections of the symbol, actually gives you a sense of the continual movement of these two energies, yin to yang and yang to yin, causing everything to happen: just as things expand and contract, and temperature changes from hot to cold. info from: http://fly.cc.fer.hr/~shlede/ying/yang.html This kinda what I want in my tattoo.