Happy mother fuckin birthday dad!
I hope your fucking happy!
At least I remember when it is
October 17 and ur turning 36
How hard is that, at least i have the decensy to write or send a card!
I can call you, you stupid asshole!
But i choose not just to make you wait in agony
Wondering if ur own daughter will call you.
When that hone rings, Im sure that your face lights up
You get giddy, and then u awnser, "Hello?"
"Hey fucker this is Satan, coming to get your fucking stupid ass!
"Now Ive come to get you, your going to burn in hell with me fucker!"
Now dad, now dont you wish you called
Wrote me a letter even? now you will spend eternity in hell.
I nope you like it there, Im sure you will fin in great.
Everone will love you there, unlike here on earth
Where everyone hates your fuckin ass!!
