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Crazy Women Magnet

Crazy woman #1 I've met three times, first time I gave her some of my goodybag sandwich. (sandwich/candy/chips and sometimes a drink. volunteers get at end of day) I didn't want it and I hate wasting food. Anyhow, she definitely likes me, even said I was a good looking indian. (she's eskimo) But at the time, she was swaying...just a little drunk. Second time, she gave me a roll...ed smoke saying "I just rolled it" Today, she waves with fingers (starting with pinky and ending with forefinger) smiling coyly.
Crazy woman #2 I've met while walking home late one night, she had a fifth of Crown Royal and asked if I wanted a shot. Sure, I do. Then gives me her Marlboro to hold, ending up giving it to me. Then gives me a hug and I compliment on scent of hair. 2nd time, she just smiles. Today she is walking down street arms waving wildly. (could be waving to oncoming traffic, I don't know) She stops me in middle of intersection saying something about going over here. I said "What?" "I love you, But I'm gonig this way." gives me a kiss on cheek.

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