A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized
he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could
have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The
customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He
did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the
intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." The next man in line
thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap
thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had
forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the
register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't
know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel,
picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register
5." A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live
female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he
told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said
he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over
the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and
said...........
(You'll love this one)
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* "Cleanup, Register 5"
