Volume 1 of Toonacy went down quite well with my work colleagues, so I followed it up. Really hope you enjoy these.
FUTURAMA
Fry inched up to Leela
He was hoping to feel her
But she turned round and gave him the eye
She said "If you try"
"You are going to die"
"Now help keep this ship in the sky"
Would Bender defend her?
Oh no - he just laughed
And heaved on a lever
That totalled the craft
It spiralled and rolled
Now uncontrolled
And plummeted into the lab
The crew barely winced
As their bodies were minced
And used to make Mom a kebab
The prof was distraught at the loss of his ship
And rapidly thought 'Ah, this must be a blip'
'I'll make a machine and turn time back a year'
'Those losses and damage will all disappear'
So he sent them back out upon the same quest
And again they returned as the same bloody mess!
THE FLINTSTONES
Fred had been bowling and on to a bar
His feet had got blisters from racing the car
He knew he was late and heading for trouble
He'd blame it all on his mate Barney Rubble
As he reached the gate all he found was a note
So he picked up the slate and saw what Wilma wrote:
"I had cooked spaghetti
Now I've gone out with Betty
We're having a night on the vino
Bamm-Bamm's been sick
He's thrown up a brick
And the remains of your dinner's in Dino."
and finally, writing of spaghetti...
DANGER MOUSE
The phone was ringing at HQ
A panicked voice said "We need you!"
"I'm the chef, there's been a theft"
"This is a complete disaster"
"We're bereft, there's nothing left"
"We can't go running out of pasta"
Danger Mouse was on the case
"Hurry, Penfold, gotta race"
"Fetch the packets of minced beef"
"Crikey! What's the plan then, chief?"
In his lair beneath the ghetto...
"This is excellent, Stiletto"
The nodding crow said "Si, Baroni"
"Very tasty macaroni"
"If we do this properly"
"We'll have a monopoly"
"Bring success to our endeavour"
"Control the world markets forever!"
. . . . .
"Greenback, stop! Your plot is blown"
"Danger Mouse! I might have known"
"Now, Stiletto - the escape trick"
But our heroes were much too quick
Penfold fired hot minced beef
Which thoroughly subdued the thief
Then bound the Baron's slimy hands
With stolen tagliarini strands
With Greenback's evil plans erased
The Baron had been bolognesed
The vidphone rang - Colonel K
"Well done DM, you've saved the day!"
I'm so proud of that Danger Mouse one it's like a little episode all on its own! Comments please!! :)
