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Okay, general ramblings about my life... Lots of good things are happening right now. For one, Bobby's coming to visit this weekend. He's really only coming to help Jer put his new drafting table together, but we should be able to have some fun. Midnight Cafe for us! And I can probably convince Bobby to help me put up curtains too. I got my N-221 presentation out of the way (A), another SPanish exam (A), my scene analysis (almost definitely an A), and my nutrition exam... Let's see, what did I get on that... ... --'' For some reason, grades aren't up yet. But I'm confident for an A for that too. I had another awesome conversation with the good pastor. I am not going to post that one because it reveals way, way too much information about my personal life. But here are the highlights of what I discovered. I discovered that God's favorite language is "American." I discovered that Jesus likes barbeques. I discovered that Pastor Ezekiel plans to marry a 14 year old girl. I discovered that Pastor Ezekiel believes that Jesus is totally into sodomy and that he only hates sodomy when it's taking place between "fags" and "homers." I discovered that there is a country called "Iraquistan." I discovered that in the Landover Baptist Church, pastor meetings take place at midnight. I discovered that part of pastoral counseling in the Landover Baptist Church always involves a very detailed analysis of everything you have ever done, are doing, or might do in the future during sex. I discovered that in seminary school, they watch "lezbean" porn for education. I discovered that in order to better their education, pastors frequently ask female members of their congregation about their breast size and how big their partner's penis is. I discovered that it is perfectly normal for a pastor to say, "I am imagining you naked while you service your boyfriend's penis." I discovered that pastors are pussies and block you when they realize that all you were doing the entire time was getting them to say funny things. I hope that this information helps you in your future. WHat else good has happened... It has been nice and warm outside. We have a table and chairs in our apartment now, which is awesome. Jeremy and I made a great birthday dinner for him, and it was quite delicious. We still need to have our housewarming party though, and I have a nice vegan blueberry pie with some tofutti waiting for our vegan friends. Gary is coming to stay with us for a few days next week. That is also good news. We are learning Dervish whirling in dance class for an upcoming performance in Dayton. I have taken on a project of reading all of the massive occult section in Capital University's library. Jeremy and I have successfully practiced feeling chi. SPANISH CLASS WAS CANCELLED FOR TOMORROW, YAY. ANd there ARE some bad things... Such as Jeremy feeling a bit under the weather today. Nothing some herbal tea and raw honey won't fix. He's not answering his phone so I take it his supervisor wanted him to come into work today :(. That or he is feeling better :). He took a nice Mediterranean lunch of bread, hummus, stuffed grapeleaves and chickpea salad with him to work today, so that should be a nice, healthy meal. It rained on my daily walk from the Kroger today. And I was in flipflops :( One more class and then I can... I dunno... Go back to the apartment and watch Vanity Fair, read Shakespeare, and do homework. After seven. When I can get my free Red Bull. Woot.
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