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So Dick Chainedme was on stage tonight... MY DRAG SHOW FUCKIN ROCKED!!! ::does the happiest dance ever:: Sooooo many people didnt even recognize me.. most thought i was really a man... (haha and yall didnt have faith in me that i could hide those monstrous things i call tits) Miss Dee didnt even know i was a girl till i turned around and she saw all my hair wraped up in the back that lead to my fadora.. Well i got done my second song... (Richard Cheese, Down with the sickness) and Miss Dee came over to me and said "i want to talk to you after the show" ... i was a little scared... here i am .. a first time drag king... and MISS DEE wants to talk to me... I took a deep breath... we did our final bows and the money was counted that was raised... we raised $500 for pride and Miss Dee and Regina took me out to the courtyard to talk with me. They do a show at the sanctuary once a month called the Appletini Review.. its a mixed bar.. Some Gay men... Some breeders (straight people) ... but a lot of lesbians... and there arnt many Drag Kings in the show ... I SO GOT A MOTHER FUCKING OFFER TO DO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIck Chainedme is a mother-fuckin star bitches! Im so excited.. .my next show is june 20th ... YAY!!!!!!!!!
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