I love fucking with spammers. This one likes to use the word "awesome" so I tried to please her by using it back as much as possible.

Her status message: Status: hello awesome people...i need someone to help me here !!!! 

 

This was her original message in my inbox:

> > hello awesome...how are you doing...am celia by name and you ...?wishing you the spirit to embrace in live.....!!!Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday!!!
> > add me at yahoo for cam and chat also...this is my yahoo id.....swaskygee
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The following is her reply to my message. Talk about dumb as a stump. This one ranks high on the dumb-fuck-o-meter

 

 

 

 

okay then thank you very much.....please add me at yahoo.....swaskygee @ yahoo . com

=== 'PieDaDDY' wrote the following at '2012-04-19 06:46:31'..
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> I love your awesomenesst pictshur
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> You are such like awesome model like broke shields
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> I need you in My life please I think Im loving you awesomely
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> FUCK OFF DUMBASS SPAMMER!!!!!
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> > hello awesome...how are you doing...am celia by name and you ...?wishing you the spirit to embrace in live.....!!!Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday!!!
> > add me at yahoo for cam and chat also...this is my yahoo id.....swaskygee
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Meet Linda the spammer. She sends emails to people hoping to hook one idiot. Here is her email: linda303fred@yahoo.com My name is miss linda fred i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture, for you to know whom i am. Here is my email address( linda303fred@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. linda. (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) ( linda303fred@yahoo.com) Here is my Reply: Oh Linda, thank you for your kind words. Im just wondering why you need me to go to yahoo to get your pictures when this website allows you to upload your pictures. Maybe its because you are a spammer? Im sure you are. Now fuck off back to Myspace.

Most people know I am pretty laid back when it comes to people asking for stuff in their profiles, their blogs, bullys to their friends and in their status. Where I draw the line is when people come into your shoutbox and send you (in my opinion) unsolicited spam asking me if I want a naked pic (1 pic lmao) for a Bling Pack. I don't know this dumbass 23 year old chick and shes not on my friends list. Where do these people have the balls? I requested on BabyJesus' blog to add in a Spam function on the shoutbox where after enough people get reported they lose their SB privies. Wish they would add that. Im sure this dumbass has bothered others. I noticed that whenever people see others doing something bold like this, more will soon follow. I hope this isn't the case. kallyynn12...: ill send u naked pic for a bling pack ->kallyynn12...: LMAO Im old..not desperate..get that shit for free..thanks anyway You've been BLOCKED Biatch!

Well this one isn't a Cam Whore but she stated that she was from Ghana which many of the 419 scammers from Nigeria have been using as a base of operations. I got a kick outta this idiot. You know she was up to no good. Please try to report these people if you think anything is suspicious such as asking for credit card information. If we show these people they are not welcome here they will not keep trying. (Read from bottom up): *POOF* ->PieDaDDY: hello?? ->PieDaDDY: t do you do for a living? ->PieDaDDY: I work for the Federal Bureau of Investigation for the United States but I work in London right now investigating cyber crimes princela: what woprk are you doing ->PieDaDDY: Oh thats nice princela: no its near to togo ->PieDaDDY: chillin out what about you? princela: what are you doing there ->PieDaDDY: oh is that near Nigeria? princela: Ghana ->PieDaDDY: sure...where are you from? princela: can we continue ->PieDaDDY: really? wow Im surprised. are youon dial-up? princela: its toooo slow ->PieDaDDY: Oh I see..I thought you werent able to see the information in the box princela: i am chating u throu shout box ->PieDaDDY: are you chatting me through the shoutbox or with something else? princela: age and what are you doing ->PieDaDDY: sure that sounds fine princela: okay so you.want us continue here ->PieDaDDY: no thanks not interested in web princela have about 2 of your friends also asking the same thing princela: do you have yahoo ->PieDaDDY: peter from the UK princela: peter from ->PieDaDDY: peter princela: princela is my name and u ->PieDaDDY: hi princela: hi ->PieDaDDY: hellooooo princela: heloooooooo

This chick can't get enough of me!! Maybe its love, maybe its not the same girl! Lmao. This chick is relentless and a glutton for punishment. She also gives up easily when the going gets tough. monica

@ fubar monica: care to chat??? ->PieDaDDY: hello. what would u like to chat about? monica: anything monica: flirty ->PieDaDDY: where ya from Monica? monica: wanna see me naked monica: from california ->PieDaDDY: oh and how would I go about seeing you naked? monica: vote me on my site??? monica: can you sweetie?? ->PieDaDDY: vote for you? Oh you mean rate your pic on Fubar and I get to see you naked? Thats easy monica: no..not in fubar..on my site ->PieDaDDY: if its your site how come you need me to vote for you? lol Isnt it your site? monica: i mean on our site monica: lol ->PieDaDDY: well what kind of site is it and what am I voting on? monica: can you vote?? monica: all you need to do is to get a member ID as a proof that you voted me..you will get thet once you finish your registration..it will be send to your email.. monica: can you vote?? ->PieDaDDY: well whats the link monica: http:... At this point I go to the site and I change the language on the page to spanish ->PieDaDDY: Its coming up in spanish I dont read spanish. monica: no it was I copy and paste something from the page into the chat to prove to her its spanish ->PieDaDDY: P: Como puede ser realmente gratis registrarse para video chat en vivo ilimitado?? ->PieDaDDY: thats what it says ->PieDaDDY: I dont read spanish monica: wait monica: hold on ->PieDaDDY: is something wrong with the site? ->PieDaDDY: I think they are trying to cheat you. maybe someone else in the contest did it so you lose ->PieDaDDY: she is probably ugly and jealous ->PieDaDDY: maybe the owner is sleeping with her and he wants her to win the contest and he gave you a bad link ->PieDaDDY: hello hello?? I go to BabelFish online translation and I set it to English to spanish and I start typing in stuff to make her think my computer is screwed up and is now typing in spanish ->PieDaDDY: ¿es cualquier persona allí satisface? monica: http:... monica: thats the link again sweetie monica: try it again monica: ok?? ->PieDaDDY: ¡ahora estoy mecanografiando en español! ->PieDaDDY: Debo recomenzar mi computadora monica: maybe your on other country monica: go to english format monica: ok ->PieDaDDY: OMG I had to restart my computer everything turned to spanish ->PieDaDDY: I couldnt type in english anymore monica: ok sweetie ->PieDaDDY: Im in New York City Im not in another country monica: thats not what im talking about monica: i mean on the site monica: maybe you click the espanol box (DURRR) ->PieDaDDY: no I dont see any box for that and its in spanish with the new link even. I hope my keyboard doesnt type spanish again monica: ok monica: thats the link monica: ok?? ->PieDaDDY: ¡Mi teclado está mecanografiando a españoles otra vez! ->PieDaDDY: este acoplamiento no es ningún bueno monica: you on the site now?? ->PieDaDDY: ¡estoy sí y está en español! ->PieDaDDY: OMG BRB!!!!!! ->PieDaDDY: Oh my goodness that site is messed up. When I go there it makes my computer type in spanish? Addendum: PieDaDDY Gets caught trying to fool the fooler. She came back about an hour later. This chick/guy has some pair of balls telling me I tried to fool it when its trying to get my credit card info lmfao! monica: wanna try it again??? ->PieDaDDY: OH you came back. I was wondering where you went. I signed up and some other girl that said she was your friend gave me a Code to put in and she got naked on cam for me. She was Gorgeous! ->PieDaDDY: thank you for showing me that site monica: really monica: if you really do sign up then what is your member ID ->PieDaDDY: I didnt write it down. was I supposed to save it? monica: you can check that on your email monica: cmon you really didnt sign up ->PieDaDDY: Oh no I deleted it so my wife doesnt find it monica: your just fooling me...same old story.. monica: bye monica: fool other girls but not me ->PieDaDDY: bye monica: fool other girls but not me...