An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
||
|