JohnJohn Doing the Naked Hokey Pokey Tha's blog: "butt dust!"

BOY: Well, I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday Parkin' by the lake and there was not another car in sight And I never had a girl lookin' any better than you did And all the kids at school, they were wishin' they were me that night So now our bodies are oh so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife Glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife Come on, hold on tight Well, come on, hold on tight! CHOIR: Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night I can see paradise by the dashboard light GIRL: Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed 'Cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed ALL: Ain't no doubt about it, baby got to go and shout it Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed BOY: 'Cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed BOY: Baby, don't you hear my heart? You got it drownin' out the radio I been a-waitin' so long for you to come along and have some fun Well, I gotta let you know, no, you're never gonna regret it So, open up your eyes, I got a big surprise It'll feel alright, well I wanna make your motor run ALL: So now our bodies are oh so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife Glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife Come on, hold on tight Well, come on, hold on tight! CHOIR: Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night I can see paradise by the dashboard light BOY: Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night Paradise by the dashboard light ALL: You got to do what you can, and let Mother Nature do the rest Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed 'Cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely... BOY: We're gonna go all the way tonight We're gonna go all the way, tonight's the night ALL: We're gonna go all the way tonight We're gonna go all the way, tonight's the night We're gonna go all the way tonight We're gonna go all the way, tonight's the night We're gonna go all the way tonight We're gonna go all the way, tonight's the night ANNOUNCER: (spoken over BOY and GIRL's moans) OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here. Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth. There's the wind-up, and there it is! A line shot up the middle, look at him go! This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now. He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second! The ball is bobbled out in center. And here's the throw and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first! Here he comes, he's out. No, wait, safe! Safe at second base! This kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate. Here's the pitch, and he's going! And what a jump he's got! He's trying for third! Here's the throw! And in the dirt, safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring them to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds-up and it's bunted! Bunted down the third base line! The suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close! Here's the throw, here's the play at the plate...holy cow, I think he's gonna make it! GIRL: STOP RIGHT THERE! I gotta know right now! Before we go any further Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now! Before we go any further Do you love me? Will you love me forever? BOY: Let me sleep on it, baby baby, let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the mornin' Let me sleep on it, baby baby, let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the mornin' Let me sleep on it, baby baby, let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the mornin' GIRL: I gotta know right now! Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now! Before we go any further Do you love me? Will you love me forever? (spoken) What's it gonna be, boy? Come on! I can wait all night. What's it gonna be, boy, yes or no? What's it gonna be, boy, yes...or...no? BOY: Let me sleep on it, baby baby, let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the mornin' GIRL: I gotta know right now! BOY: Let me sleep on it, baby baby, let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the mornin' GIRL: (overlapping) I gotta know right now! Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? GIRL: (alone) I gotta know right now! Before we go any further Do you love me? Will you love me forever? BOY: Let me sleep on it! GIRL: Will you love me forever? BOY: Let me sleep on it! GIRL: Will you love me forever? BOY: I couldn't take it any longer, Lord I was crazed When the feelin' came upon me like a tidal wave Started swearin' to my god and on my mother's grave That I would love you 'til the end of time I swore I would love you 'til the end of time So now I'm prayin' for the end of time To hurry up and arrive 'Cause if I've gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that I could really survive I'll never break my promise or forget my vow But God only knows what I can do right now! I'm prayin' for the end of time, it's all that I can do Prayin' for the end of time so I can end my time with you BOY: It was long ago and it was far away And it was so much better than it is today (repeats) GIRL: (overlapping) It never felt so good, It never felt so right And we were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife (repeats)

for the bunny brat!! Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right' Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night? When everything's a little clearer in the light of day And we know the night is always gonna be there any way Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Started out this morning feeling so polite I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling A little afternoon delight Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight!

Candy Store Rock (Page/Plant) Well... Oh baby baby. Don't you want a man like me? Oh baby baby, I'm just as sweet as anybody could be Oh baby baby, I want to look to your eyes, of blue Oh baby baby, It's more than anybody else could do Well... Oh baby baby. You know when I see you walkin down the street Oh baby baby, Well you lookin good enough to eat Oh baby baby, I dont believe I've tasted this before Oh baby baby, I want it now And every mouthfull more of you. Talk about you, Yeah. Oh baby baby, You know that I wanted it more Oh baby baby, I'm about to kiss goodbye to this store Oh baby baby, It ain't the wrapping that sells the goods Oh baby baby, I got a sweet tooth when my mouth is full of you. Ooh baby oh baby its alright, its alright Ohh baby its alright...its alright Well, oh baby, baby, oh you sting like a bee Oh baby, baby, I like your honey and it sure likes me Oh baby, baby, I got my spoon inside your jar Oh baby, baby, don't give me too much, don't make me starve Oh baby, baby, sugar sister on a silver plate Oh baby, baby, I need a mouthful and I just can't wait Oh baby, baby, see the shaking in my hand Oh baby, baby, don't mean to fumble but it tastes so grand Tastes so grand, tastes so grand, baby it's alright Oh baby it's alright, oh it's alright It's alright... (repeat)

Subject: DUST ? This was too cute not to pass on. I think we all remember those times in church with our kids! A visiting minister during the offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!)leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at that point...