Subject: DUST ?
This was too cute not to pass on. I think we all
remember those times in church with our kids!
A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a
rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very
obedient little girl
(who was listening carefully for a change!)leaned over
to her mother and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point...
