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When God had made the earth and sky the flowers and the trees, He then made all the animals the fish, the birds and bees. And when at last He’d finished not one was quite the same. He said, “I’ll walk this world of mine and give each one a name.” And so He traveled far and wide and everywhere He went, a little creature followed Him until it’s strength was spent. When all were named upon the earth and in the sky and sea, the little creature said, “Dear Lord, there’s not one left for me.” Kindly the Father said to him, “I’ve left you to the end. I’ve turned my own name back to front and called you dog, My friend.”

Subject: Sad News > > "Sad news...Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. > > Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. > > Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. > > The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. > > If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it" > > P.S. Too bad he wasn't a Military Veteran; Capt. Crunch could have done the Military honors. >

When God had made the earth and sky the flowers and the trees, He then made all the animals the fish, the birds and bees. And when at last He’d finished not one was quite the same. He said, “I’ll walk this world of mine and give each one a name.” And so He traveled far and wide and everywhere He went, a little creature followed Him until it’s strength was spent. When all were named upon the earth and in the sky and sea, the little creature said, “Dear Lord, there’s not one left for me.” Kindly the Father said to him, “I’ve left you to the end. I’ve turned my own name back to front and called you dog, My friend.”

WELL EVERYBODY I HAD ALL THE DRINKS MADE AND READY TO GO FOR THIRSTY THURSDAY AND DUMB ASS ME SPILLED EVERYONE OF THEM! GUESS YA'LL GOT TO DISCILPINE ME!! WHO'S FIRST!! I CAN'T TAKE TOO MUSH SO YOU GOTTA GET ME WHILE I'M STRONG LOL!!

CHESTY PULLER!! WELL ALL IT'S THE WEEKEND!! PLEASE THINK ABOUT ALL OUR TROOPS AROUND THE WORLD AND THEIR WIVIES, FAMILY AND FRIENDS....IT'S REALLY TOUGH ON ALL WHEN YOU'RE TAHT FAR AWAY FROM HOME SPECIALLY DURING THE WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS!! BEEN THERE DONE THAT!! SEMPER FI!!

these are hot to mke the drinks that i'm sending out for the thirsty thursday!! or you can go to mixed-drinks.com Hot Buttered Rum 1 tsp brown sugar Boiling water . 1 tbsp butter 2 oz Dark Rum Pour sugar into cup & fill with boiling water. Add butter & rum. Stir & sprinkle nutmeg over the top Bouncy Bear 1 ½ oz Bourbon ¾ oz Orange Curacao 1 tbsp Grenadine Juice of ½ Lime 1 cup ice Shake with ice & strain into cocktail glass. Top with orange slice Red Hot Lovin’ ½ oz Bourbon ½ oz Amaretto ½ oz Southern Comfort ¼ oz Sloe Gin 1 splash Triple Sec 1 splash Orange Juice 1 splash Pineapple Juice ½ cup ice Pour all ingredients over ice into a hurricane glass & stir. Top with orange slice Nightmare 1 ½ oz Gin . ½ oz Madeira ½ oz Cherry flavored Brandy 1 tsp Orange Juice Ice Shake with ice & strain into glass Gorilla Milk 1 oz Light Rum . ½ oz coffee Liqueur ½ oz Irish Cream Liqueur ½ oz Crème de Banana 1 oz Light Cream Ice Shake with ice & pour into a hurricane glass 2/3 full of ice Top with a slice banana. Sex on the Beach 1 oz Vodka 1oz Peach Schnapps 3 oz Cranberry Juice 3 oz Orange or Pineapple Juice Add several ice cubes to a highball glass . Pour all ingredients & stir. Beer Buster 1 ½ oz 100-proof Vodka Chilled Beer or Ale 1 dash Tabasco Sauce Put Vodka into a glass & fill with beer or Ale. Add Tabasco Sauce & stir gently. Duplex Cocktail 2 oz Dry Vermouth 2 oz Sweet Vermouth . Several dashes Orange bitters Ice Mix ingredients with ice in a mixing glass stirring briskly & strain into a chilled cocktail glass

When God had made the earth and sky the flowers and the trees, He then made all the animals the fish, the birds and bees. And when at last He’d finished not one was quite the same. He said, “I’ll walk this world of mine and give each one a name.” And so He traveled far and wide and everywhere He went, a little creature followed Him until it’s strength was spent. When all were named upon the earth and in the sky and sea, the little creature said, “Dear Lord, there’s not one left for me.” Kindly the Father said to him, “I’ve left you to the end. I’ve turned my own name back to front and called you dog, My friend.”

Every dog must have a soul Somewhere deep inside Where all his hurts and grievances Are buried with his pride Where he decides the good and bad The wrong way from the right, And where his judgment carefully Is hidden from our sight. A dog must have a secret place Where every thought abides, A sort of close acquaintance that He trusts in and confides. And when accused unjustly for Himself, He cannot speak, Rebuked, He finds within his soul The comfort he must seek. He’ll love, tho’ he is unloved, And he’ll serve tho’ badly used, And one kind word will wipe away The times when he’s abused. Altho’ his heart may break in two His love will still be whole, Because God gave to every dog An understanding Soul!