Blokey's blog: "#1"

Let's see. 5 months ago a pu$$y called Bummie crossed my path on fumafia. He used the pu$$y strategy "Hit and Hide", meaning attacking then hiding in the hossy or playing dead. I tried to give him a chance to fight like a man and challenged him but he responded by making it clear that he's a pu$$y and will always fight like a pu$$y as he's not man enough.

In the next month I beat him hundreds of times whereas he remained winless against me. All he did was using his level 2197 to list my level 107 and level 172 believing it would get him anywhere. Sadly for him he acknowledged nothing but further a$$kickings and humiliation.

Since he could not defeat me he speed leveled his toons out of range and tried to hide them in WPP. It didn't help him though because his incompetence in terms of toon building meant that I was still beating up on his toons. Knowing that I had defeated him with my relentless attacking he saw himself forced to delete several of his toons.

Remaining toons take full advantage of the 15% downattacking and barely win by apoint if at all. My toons upattack as far as they can and celebrate glorious wins. When Bummies toons are alive, that is, which is almost never.

In 5 months I have almost 1,000 wins vs less than 100 defeats. I keep more of his toons dead than vice versa. My toons stand strong whereas some of his toons have disappeared through deletion.

I do all this with a level 107 and a level 172 as opposed to a level 2197 who thinks listing does anything. And if you need a level 2197 to unsuccessfully contain a level 107 then you've lost already.

But Bummie has a love for babies. Baby toons that is. He only lists baby toons and toons worth less than 100B. He's always broke except for once a month when he steals his Mum's welfare cheque to bling. 

It wasn't a big challenge to defeat this loser but I am enjoying every minute of it. I've made Bummie my Emo Biatch for Life.

Let's make an inventory of some of his toons:

R.I.P This player already dead

Badass Milkman This player already dead

Yummy This player already dead

I'm Next This player already dead

Newborn This player already dead

Roto Turkey This player already dead

Wishy Washy Milker This player already dead

Superman!!! This player already dead

Bummie's strategy works well. Keep the toons dead all the time and only come out for pu$$y attacks. His fear of me knows no boundaries. But remember, a pu$$y never wins. A pu$$y will always be defeated. A pu$$y will always be a loser. Bummie will forever be a pu$$y.