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43 Year Old · Male · From El Paso, TX · Joined on August 20, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 28th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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43 Year Old · Male · From El Paso, TX · Joined on August 20, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 28th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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OK so I'm this guy..I do stuff.. Seriously now does anyone read these..For the sake of argument I guess I could put something in here. To describe myself as a nice guy would be an outright lie. You could tell me your whole life story maybe a third would sink in. I drink more then I should, I smoke and fight for no apparent reason.

So I wrote all that stuff above about a year or more ago but it still applies. I'm still the same but i've learned to focus my anger. Well I wouldn't say focused I guess you could say my doctor gave me medicine to make me less hostile to those around me.

I'm getting a divorce and i'm lost in my own little world. I'm not sure what to do with myself and after 7 years of what I thought was a good divorce it all seems so strange now. I'll have to get out and start talking to people again. Woe be the people at the next bar I go to.


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[TAURUS]- I GOT SKILLS IN THA BEDROOM


Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.



You Are 88% Sociopath

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You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.

You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy.







You Are 92% Evil

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You're the most evil person you know.

The devil is even a little scared of you!



Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver. ---Somebody elses quote

43 Year Old · Male · From El Paso, TX · Joined on August 20, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 28th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Drinking....and lots of it. I drink to break myself down....Video games because I have the attention span of a 4 year old. Fuck to tell you the truth my interests are whatever interests me at the time.




Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net



1142626075biting.jpg You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting

100%

Whips

92%

Bondage

92%

Blind Folds

83%

Chains/Handcuffs

75%

Blood

67%

What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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Movies
Well let's see to start I will always love the Star Wars movies. Then anything with Will Ferrell
Hunted
Starship Troopers
Super Troopers anything by Broken Lizard is funny
Grandma's boy
Waiting although Dane Cook should have been funnier
All the epic war films that have come out in recent years
Troy, The Patriot, Gladiator, Braveheart, Were soldiers(the book was damn good too), Tears of the Sun, Black Hawk Down, Hart's war just to name a few
THen it would have to go with all the Evil dead movies
The Salton Sea
The Machinist
Domino was a pretty decent movie
All the ALIEN movies
The first Predator
Sin City
Closer was fucked up but good
Payback, Leaving Las Vegas, Hellboy, The Saw flicks,
Man On Fire, The Manchurian candidate, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's rejects
I guess I could really go on and on other then music Movies have been my only real hobby while here in IRAQ


Idols
My grandfather Richard. He taught me everything I know about woodwork and how to be a humble person. My grandmother Faye. She's the hardest working woman I know. She gives so much for so little. My father for dealing with so much heart ache and still finding time to be a good man.

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Video Games
I'll play damn near anything.. Lately it's been the new Ninja Gaiden. I have to do something while deployed. And well video games make the pain go away.

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