Has anyone heard of these new toilets where the urinal cakes talk to you? I find this slightly amusing and slightly asinine. I have decided what some of these cakes should say.
Get away from me, R. Kelly!!
Wow. I bet your significant other is unhappy.
Stop looking at your neighbor.
Is that your best shot?
Aww, how cute!
And for the singing urinal cake: "Hit me with your best shot!"
Your cock smells like a man's ass. What's up with that?
Boy, I was thirsty.
Oh God!!! It burns!
Whoa! Im pretty sure they make a cream for that.
Hands up motherfucker...thats right...now slowly reach for your wallet...
C'mon, you know you've always wanted to. I'm minty, I SWEAR!
I'm gonna shit in your mouth.
Whaddya got?
