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42 Year Old · Female · Invited by: 1819830 · Joined on June 17, 2008 · Born on August 7th · I have a crush on someone!
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42 Year Old · Female · Invited by: 1819830 · Joined on June 17, 2008 · Born on August 7th · I have a crush on someone!
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My thoughts can best be expressed by the following conversation I had with a friend today.[redacted]: Be more specific, doll.[redacted]: I can only read your mind sometimes.Me: I like when you call me doll. Do you think I would be a great fuck too? [redacted]: You are a doll. You're gorgeous.[redacted]: And no, I don't think that about you.[redacted]: Truth is, I'm pretty sure you'd be the best fuck I ever had._____________________________________________________I'll put some more shit here later, probably. Maybe.

42 Year Old · Female · Invited by: 1819830 · Joined on June 17, 2008 · Born on August 7th · I have a crush on someone!
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  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    Whoa...she's alive....ALIVE!

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    Looks like you made a friend for life. Nice job.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Suzie
    Yes. Zip it good. Jeez.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Suzie
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzip it. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Ip. It.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    Yes. Very snippy today, mouthpiece.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    You're awfully snippy lately, mouthpiece.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Suzie
    I fixed it, toolbags, but you were too busy whining like a bitch to notice.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    Drew, I think she needs a fitting punishment. Since we can't comment on her pictures, then she shouldn't be allowed to talk UNTIL we can comment. I propose that we get her to suck on things..hard things. That should keep her mouth occupied for a while.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    OooOoOo good one.I better be able to leave comments, ASAP.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Suzie
    I'm pretty sure that would require them to be hard. Too bad for you.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    Yes, what IS with that?I say we stone her to death.Or tie her up and beat her to death with our cocks.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    What's with this Nazi"The Owner Doesn't Allow You to Post Comment on Pictures" shit?

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    You eat a lot of fruit.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Suzie
    I just wanted to keep it to myself. I like touching myself to awful poetry. It's a thing.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    You deleted his work of art, and I'M the hater?

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    That's the worst poem I've ever read.Where do you find these people?!

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    "I'll put some more shit here later, probably. Maybe."It'd be extra special if you would.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    Let's get down to the brass tax. How much do you want for the polar bear?

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    Glad you noticed I have a dick, meat gazer.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Suzie
    Yippee! I like making people feel like sunshine!

    15 years ago · Reply
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