A gorgeous redhead goes into the doctor's office and says her body hurts
wherever she
touches it. "Impossible" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes
her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams. then she pushes on her elbow
and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams, then she pushes
on her thigh and more screaming. Pushes her ankle, more screams and everywhere
she touches makes her scream.
The Doctor says, "You're not really a redhead are you" "Well, no", she
says. "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says,
"Your finger is broken."
