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for those of you who actually read what other’s put in their profiles, i have some pretty amazing news! if you read my other blog (My Injury) or even my profile you’d realize that i’m wheelchair bound. although i’m not complaining about my disability there was one downfall: i wouldn’t be able to have children. yeah, i could conceive, but to carry a pregnancy to term would endanger not only my life, but that of my baby’s as well. well, to make a long story short, i’m a mommy!!!!! gave birth to a beautiful baby girl at 1:39 am Mother’s Day! needless to say i was in shock…due to misdiagnoses by both my primary doctor and pool therapist, i was lead to believe that i had developed fibromyalgia (arthritis of the muscles and joints) and the excruciating cramps i was experiencing was due to my muscles spasming in rebellion to my attempts to walk again. for the entire duration of my pregnancy i was on 5 different medications to combat the pains and symptoms of my “alleged” condition. i had no prenatals, no periodic checkups, nothing. and i was smoking!!!!! thank God i gave up drinking alcohol a year earlier…but now i am the mother of a beautiful baby girl who came into the world with a full head of straight jet black hair, my eyes, my grandmother’s nose and my strong will. it’s a miracle she came out in perfect health with all the things i didn’t do to help her develop properly! i truly believe, however, that she is meant to be here. had i known i was pregnant i would have aborted the baby b/c of the 99% chance i’d suffer a third and fatal stroke. i also didn’t want to bring a child into this world knowing that child would inherit what put me in this wheelchair, as it is genetic. i even had my annual gynecological checkup scheduled in april but as i was heading to the clinic they called to cancel as my doctor was called away for an emergency delivery. all of this lead me to believe that she was meant to be born. and now, with technologies more advanced than when i was a child, i’m praying we can detect the brain malformation when it forms and remove it before she has to suffer the same or worse fate than i did…the one thing that hurts more than not taking care of her during my pregnancy is knowing that through me she inherited a condition that could someday kill her…

Life is like a bottle of mayonnaise The Mayonnaise Jar and the 2 Cups of Kool Aid. When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of Kool Aid. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of Kool Aid from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--God, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff." If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you. "Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand. "One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Kool Aid represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of Kool Aid with a friend."

Women are so much more subtle about flirting clues that men need to really pay attention. Ladies, men are not used to women flirting with them. An overwhelming majority of men said they would just love it if a woman would talk to them first or at least express a larger clue that you were interested in checking them out. 1: Repeated contact...at least three separate verbal or non-verbal clues need to be given. Why? The first time he's going to look around and make sure it's really him that you are flirting with. The second, he knows it's him and he gets flushed and pleased. (At this point he'll probably walk by you and at least smile..he's checking you out a little more.) The third time you can express interest-by introducing yourself, or commenting on his tie, or waving from across the room. Now he knows you are open to meeting and it will be a cinch. 2: Whisper...it always gets their attention. Ask them if you can tell them a secret...Then whisper in their ear: 'I just love your tie...can I buy it from you when you are done with it?' 3: Don't sit with other women...men don't want you to reject them in front of an audience. If you do go out with a friend...separate every so often or take a breather from talking...men do not want to risk your disapproval by interrupting you. (You have already missed out on a lot of quality polite men who didn't want to interrupt.) 4: Treat men gently...If someone you are not interested in approaches you and flirts ...be nice.... All the other men are watching to see what you do. If you laugh after he leaves or show visual disapproval, you are cutting your chances on anyone else approaching you. Try shaking his hand and saying something like: 'It was so nice of you to approach me...what's your name? Tom? Tom, I know how hard it is to meet people...I might have a girlfriend who would be interested in you.' 5: IF he acts like a JERK! Be polite but firm. Hand him a copy of the men's version of 'Flirting with Greatness' and ask him to go practice on someone else. Firmly say that 'lines' with sexual overtones are not only not attractive to you but to most other women in the world. 6: Use the Buddy system. Walk through a group of men and have someone watch to see who's checking you out. 7: Become More Irresistible! Show a little leg....wear higher heels...the redder the lipstick the more available and noticeable you will be. Arch your back a little as you sit up tall and cross your legs high. Wear earrings that are interesting enough to make someone comment on them. 8: Look over your shoulder...and smile at him. This asymmetrical position is always a signal you are interested. 9: Give him a look all over from head to toe - nod with approval and then flash him your most winning smile. 10: Remember that flirting is a way of connecting from the heart and acknowledging someone. Be generous! Have Fun!

Thought this was interesting. Might be something useful in it... Some interesting hints and stuff to know about. Especially the thing about bread at the bottom. THINGS TO KNOW 1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair. 2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish 3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes 4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair 5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any 6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea 7. Sunburn - empty a large sizeNestea into your bath water 8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste 9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it! 10. Arthritis WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too 11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer 12. Chigger bite - Preparation H 13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H 14. Paper cut - crazy glue or Chap Stick (glue is used instead of suture at most hospitals) 15. Stinky feet - Jello! 16. Athletes feet - cornstarch 17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails -Vicks vapor rub 18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff) 19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it! 20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper 21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray 22. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands!? Keep a can in your garage for your hubby 23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls 24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on 25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar! 26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice! 27. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak 28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia , soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years! 29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's! 30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste 31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt. 32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel. 33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter! 34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdenttablets, soak overnight! 35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it! 36. Dirty grout - Listerine 37. Stains on clothes - Colgate 38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup 39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries! 40. Fleas in your carpet 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again. 41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox! , or 2 Bayer aspirin, or just use 7-up instead of water. 42. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you 'squeeze' for freshness or softness Did you know th at bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different color twist tie. They are: Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Green, Thursday= Red Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow.*yellow* So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - yyellow , Monday through Sat urday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping. Pass this information on to friends so they can be informed also

Foods that are body parts. This is interesting info... You are what you eat, so eat well. A stupendous insight of civilizations past has now been confirmed by today's investigative, nutritional sciences. They have shown that what was once called "The Doctrine of Signatures" was astoundingly correct. It now contends that every whole food has a pattern that resembles a body organ or physiological function and that this pattern acts as a signal or sign as to the benefit the food provides the eater. Here is just a short list of examples of Whole Food Signatures. A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye...and science shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes. A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart is red and has four chambers. All of the research shows tomatoes are indeed pure heart and blood food. Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows that grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food. A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds are on the nut just like the neo-cortex. We now know that walnuts help develop over 3 dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function. Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys. Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet the body pulls it from the bones, making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body. Eggplant, Avocadoes and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats 1 avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? .... It takes exactly 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them). Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the motility of male sperm and increase the numbers of sperm as well to overcome male sterility. Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics. Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries. Grapefruits, Oranges , and other citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts. Onions look like body cells. Today's research shows that onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. "The news isn't that fruits and vegetables are good for you, it's that they are so good for you, they can save your life." David Bjerklie, TIME Magazine, Oct. 2003

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble ?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out , the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him. The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it. Signed, All Women Everywhere

Crucial Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children,everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it . As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location. 5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.) 6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!) 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim. 9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night. Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby ---- This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry.. Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life.

contrary to what most people have thought, no, i did not get into a car accident nor did this happen to me at the beach (c'mon, people, i've been an island girl my entire life one would think i know beach safety! lol) truth is, i suffered a brain hemorrhage when i was 15 years old. had my sweet sixteen in the hospital. and for those of you who feel sorry for me that i had to celebrate it in a hospital think of the alternative: never celebrating it at all. apparantly brain hemorrhages run in my father's side of the family but since i never knew him nor his family i never expected this. i had a two and a half inch blood clot in the back right side of my brain which rendered my left side immobile. i was, however, able to communicate by writing as i was right handed. i was comatose for 17 days. when in ICU i suffered a second stroke and lost movement in my left side, as well. came outta my last surgery unable to speak, swallow, hold up my head, sit up straight, move any of my extremeties and had the intelligence level of a kindergartener. my doctor said i wouldn't be speaking for months, moving my legs in years and if i was lucky, i'd remain at the intelligence level of a kindergartener for the rest of my life. um, i didn't know of these predictions so i began speaking in weeks, moving my legs in months and (considering i missed nearly the entire two final years of high school) graduated on time with honors. not bad for a gal as smart as a kindergartener, huh? :-D don't let ANYONE dictate how your life is to go. they can guide you and give you advice but in the end it is YOU who has to live it.

this is a new diet a few of my friends are on and the results are astounding!!!!!! i'm gonna try it b/c i need to lose some weight lol NEW MAYO CLINIC DIET In 2 ½ months you should lose 52 pounds At breakfast: ½ grapefruit or 8 ounce juice (unsweetened) 2 eggs any style 2 slices bacon At lunch: ½ grapefruit or 8 ounce juice (unsweetened) Salad, any dressing Meat, any style (including chicken) any amount At dinner: ½ grapefruit or 8 ounce juice (unsweetened) Meat, any style (including chicken) any amount Fish may be substituted Vegetables, any green or red (cooked in butter or any seasoning) or salad as above Coffee or tea 1 cup (if caffeine) Bedtime snack: 8 ounce glass of tomato juice or skim milk 1. at any meal you may eat until you are full, until you cannot eat anymore. You must eat the minimum listed at each meal. 2. don’t eliminate anything from the diet, especially don’t skip the bacon at breakfast or omit salads. It is the combination of foods that burn fat. 3. the grapefruit is important because it acts as a catalyst that starts the burning process. Don’t add grapefruit or grapefruit juice. 4. cut down on coffee. It affects the insulin balance that hinders the burning process. Try to limit 1 cup at mealtime. 5. don’t eat between meals. If you eat the combination of foods suggested you will not get hungry. 6. the diet completely eliminates sugars and starches which are lipids and form fat. Ft does not form fat, but it helps to burn it, so you can fry foods in butter and use butter generously on vegetables. 7. do not eat desserts, breads, and white vegetables or sweet potatoes. You may also double or triple helpings of meat, salad, or vegetables. Eat until you are stuffed. The more you eat, the more weight you will lose. 8. you can lose 10 pounds in 10 days. There may be no weight loss the first 4 days, but you will lose 8 pounds on the 5th day. You will then lose 1 ½ to 2 pounds every 2 days until you are where you want to be. 9. drink 8 ounces of water every day. THIS DIET IS GIVEN TO HEART PATIENTS NEEDING TO LOSE WEIGHT FAST FOR BYSPASS SURGERY. ALL SOFT DRINKS NEED TO BE DIET OR CAFFEINE FREE YOU MAY NOT HAVE: white onions, potatoes, celery, peas, cereal, corn, starchy vegetables, any kind of chips, peanut butter, pasta, jelly or jams, sweet pickles, pretzels, fruit, low fat/fat free dressing. YOU MAY HAVE: red onions, bell peppers, radishes, broccoli, cucumbers, carrots, green onions, leaf spinach, cabbage, tomatoes, any cheese, hot dogs, cole slaw, regular salad dressing, green vegetables, 1 TEASPOON dried nuts, dill or bread/butter pickles. IMPORTANT! STAY ON THE DIET FOR 12 DAYS THEN STOP FOR 12 DAYS!!!!

okies, here's the deal. i met a guy on this site and we clicked instaneously. later that night he gave me his phone number and asked me to call him as he was becoming weary. we started talking every night and texting non-stop throughout the day. he, not i, HE began talking of moving from Florida to Hawai'i to be with me. now, granted, i was flattered and felt special i kept reassuring he'd be making the right decision as i am the only person he's been in contact with here. he then began sending me text messages implying (and sometimes even boldly declaring)wanting something more than a frirndship. a couple months into our "friendship" he text messages me and accuses me of lying about particular pictures i sent then went off b/c his gf saw them. this set me off b/c if i had KNOWN he had a gf i wouldn't have allowed the types of exchanges we made! my question to you guys is why do guys do things like that? wtf is the point? does it give you some sort of ego boost knowing a woman is falling for you even though it's under false pretenses?