life is shit.
not sure if anyone knows this, but it is.
I suggest a few things to brighten up your world...
1. break wind on a regular basis.
2.do feng shui lots
3. masturbate a lot
4. have a good shit it can make you feel a lot better
5.never drink more than your friend
6.avoid affairs with married people
7. dont worry about anything cos it seriously aint worth it
8. dont tell the doc about those voices you hear ;)
9.cancel your facebook account... that site is seriously bad for ones health
10. cancel your ebay account as its seriously bad for ones pocket...
11. make me your best friend in the whole world.. cos im so nice,cheerful and generous :)
the thing i love about this site is all the odd folks on it! (not everyone btw!)
I would love to meet a nice bloke.. kinda like the man of my dreams. i know im kidding myself. But i dont moan or sulk or spend loads of money. im brainy... ah thats it! blokes prefer dumb women!!
i see now! never mind..your all missing out.
i dont whine not bitch at my man. i let them have freedom. i like my own space, and hate to live in anyones shadow...
but as you prefer the moaning and the bitchyness.. oh dear..shame your missing out