BennyDiablo: < scrolls back...hahah sorry about the sneeze, brb i have to pee
Pants on fire: ok
BennyDiablo: hey, you have a nice bathroom a lil dark but i fuckin like it
Pants on fire: are you sure you arent fucking with me?
BennyDiablo: no, i swear i never did this before am i doing something wrong?
Pants on fire: its cyber sex and you are making it to real
BennyDiablo: ooooooo shit im sorry i thought that was the idea
Pants on fire: no, the idea is you jerk off and i rub myself
BennyDiablo: really? then how am i gonna type?
Pants on fire: you will manage
BennyDiablo: if you say so
BennyDiablo: so now is a bad time to mention i accidentaly peed in your hamper?
Pants on fire: OK, FUCK THIS IM OUT
BennyDiablo: NOOOOOOOOOOO WAIT
BennyDiablo: pleeeeeeeeeeease,
Pants on fire: WHAT?
BennyDiablo: ill be serious now i was just messin with you im sorry
Pants on fire: ok, fine LAST CHANCE
BennyDiablo: gotcha last chance no problem
Pants on fire: im tugging your pants as i am moaning, i want you so bad
BennyDiablo: yeah me too, i mean you i want you, not me
Pants on fire: im bending over for you give it to me
BennyDiablo: okay..now im gonna put my..ummm my ummm..well my man thing in your woman thing
