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With another massage under the belt and feelings coming back to my fingertips things are getting better. I have numb fingertips from years of falling on door handles, not through drunkenness but from having seizures or absences. Door handles are killers when they hit your funny bone and with no feeling in the fingers there was no point following a career of a Reflexologist. Yes, I even did that a college but not spelling which is atrocious. Anyway, the masseur could be recommended for a good body fix but I have to say that the best head massages are carried out in India. I figured out what he does to put the oil on. It is thrown out from a bottle with a largish teet on so maybe that came off when he whooshed it and I had it from the bottle neck. At least it is not coconut oil or the clothing would be totally congealed by now. It is a herbal oil, usually brown in colour and must be a turn on for dogs. The local dog, who is rather sweet, would not let me leave the beach, he kept jumping up at me and nipping me just like puppies do to their mother's. Even Hector nips like that but his is more like when he is cleaning the fleas off his legs-type of nipping. The dog had no malice but being young did not know when to stop by which time the Man who now has a Limp spoke to him in a sharp manner which seemed to make him stop. We walked along the back roads rather than back along the beach as we had to pass two other massage establishments to get back to the hotel. Business is slow and if you have been to one place they expect that you go there everytime you walk by. As we walked along the side road we came to the railway track road which runs parallel to the beach road and we came across a small cow with two calves. The train came hurtling along the track to which the cow lifted her head and scarpered down the road we had just walked up. Two young boys who had just started to pester us headed down that road and when the cows took flight the boys had to up speed or be knocked down by the startled creatures. It was amusing to watch as it seemed to be in slow motion. Trains are not too frequent and run by the back of the hotel, in fact one has done just that. Fortunately it has not hooted its presence so the sleeping hotel sleeps on. We are just by a junction or crossing so during the day it hoots its arrival to avoid pedestrians and vehicles crossing the open lines. Also it seems that cows are loco wise.

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