Icarus's blog: "Just South of Blue."

00. A relative just commited a very serious crime, do you turn them in?sa   

Some of my relatives are cunts, so yes.

0. Your lover of 10 years has cheated on you, do you stay or go?    

I'm OUT. I've been cheated on before, I'm not going through it again.

1. How do you hope you will die?    
Painlessly.

2. Are you afraid of dying?    
I am. I came pretty close a few times, it seems like a reasonable fear to have.

3. Recall your worst nightmare, what was it about?    
Going through a more extreme version of my car crash, I swallowed, and spit out glass, it went down my throat, cut my neck and insides. Then I died face down in a pool of my own blood from my mouth.

4. Your best friend makes a move on your lover, how do you handle that?    
Probably not very well. Incidentally this happened, and I didn't really have to worry about it since she was way more into me.

5. If there were a fountain of youth, would you drink from it?    
Noop.

6. If a magic potion could make someone love you, would you slip it to them?    
Nah, that'd be super unethical, but it'd make my heart hurt less.

7. What if a potion could make your enemy miserable?    
Hah, they totally have that shit coming.

8. You're in the woods, alone, at night...are you honestly not afraid?    
I'm a little stimulated, but that's what sharp knives and good ears are for.

9. If your bf/gf had to move out of state, would you leave your family?    
Depends on the situation, how serious, and how great of an opportunity for my significant other.

10. And if you had to move, could you leave your lover and family?    
Nope. I'd probably make it work some other way.

11. You're never going to see your lover again, what's do need them to know?    
That I'm obviously dong this to keep them safe, and that I've always loved them.

12. An envelope is on the ground, it's full of money. Do you keep it?    
Nah.

14. You wittness a crime, do you call the police or get involved in any way?    
My brother had to stop me from directly confronting someone breaking into our garage, so yes, and yes.

15. Is abortion ever an option?    
Perhaps you've heard of something called rape. Also- the abortion thing is NONE of my business. Ladies got their own biz, and I'm not gonna be all oppressive and shitty and tell them what to do with their lives or bodies.

16. If you were drafted into the war, would you serve or try to avoid serving?    
Fuck no. I don't really believe in killing other people.

17. If you could say one thing to W. Bush right now what would it be?    
*whistles* just one thing? ... fuck... uum "you're a moralist, bigotted, dumb son of a bitch and you lead my country straight into ruin and blew off my generation's limbs for your father's glory". That's more like six things.

18. Was the 9/11 attack planned by our own government?    
Nah, but the way the pentagon had a circular hole punched in it, and the way some of those buildings came down was sketchy as fuck.

20. A parent confides in you that they are gay. Now how do you view gay rights?    
The same way I did before. Gays should have ALL of the rights. They're people too.

21. A loved one on life support for years, could you finally let them go?    
Depends on the outlook of recovery, but years says to me it would be time to pull the plug.

22. You are on life support, what would you want a loved one to do about it?    
No chance of recovery- yank it. But, I'm kind of already having a pretty great coma dream.

23. A friend just fell over a very high bridge, do you jump to save them?    
Probably. How high are we talking? Because I'm a pretty good swimmer and I have that weird impulse to sky dive.

24. If you honestly were abducted by aliens, would you have the nerve to tell?    
Sure, but I know no one would believe me.

25. You've contracted a deadly disease, how would you live your life therafter?    
Roughly the same way I am now, only sick.

26. Your child has only awhile to live, do you still enroll them in school?    
Nope. We're going on a roadtrip.

27. How would you feel if you met your idol and they ended up being rude?    
I'd actually expect this, most of my idols are introverts and really awkward.

28. According to the tale, was Eve wrong for eating and sharing the apple?    
I'd rather be a person than a pet.

29. If the only way to pay a ransom was to commit a crime, would you?    
Depends on the crime, and depends on the ransomee.

30. Think of who you love most, and describe them in one word...    
DOGGY!