I sign in to watch the swimfix(adultswim.com) for the first time on my iMac. Here's what the 'Swim folks served me:
"Whoa, whoa there buddy. Where do you think you're going?
Not with that Mac you're not. The Fix, she don't like Macs.
But we're sweet talking her. Wining and dining her.
Sending appropriately casual yet suggestive IM's. Things will change.
Until then, here's a weekly mini-Fix.
Those chumps with PCs have to sift through all the other crap to find this gem."(hahahahahahahaa, all of their error messages > cherrytap error messages, realtalk.)
+Damn, DAMN. Oh well, they have a nice little fix for the Mac people, but still...on the PC I had..there were so many shows to choose from...>>sniff<<. I'm. Going to go cry in the corner now.+